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Headlines "Mystery Island Mayhem" by theschizophrenicpunk The Lost Desert? Too hot.
Terror Mountain? Too cold.
Jelly World? It doesn’t exist, *cough* yeah right…
Mystery Island? YEAH!
With sandy beaches and glistening sea water, tropical fruits, (some) friendly natives, and not to mention many activities from volleyball to Tombola, Mystery Isle is the perfect place to take a vacation, even for those slightly crazy.
After searching through the lost city of Geraptiku for nearly three hours straight, dodging arrows and venomous petpets, Apsy was more than tired, especially since she and her brother Sky also had to baby-sit their friend Tintilla the Darigan Gelert and her pet Zomutt Nanna that day, for Tintilla was more than crazy – she was always hyper, and, no matter what Apsy or Sky said, Tintilla refused to listen.
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