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The Thing That Makes Us Brave

When Jonah arrived at the Brightvale docks, he was a little surprised at how empty it was. There were two boats and a small plane that looked like it could only...

by jellyworldadventurer
Things Change

Stitches nodded as he laid out his towel on the warm sand. "Great view in the daylight, I'm sure. But I only hike at night."

by purplepineapplexx
Tales from NeoNoir: Pastel Persuasions

I feel the spacecraft sputter and stall as it hits the Hangar floor. The woosh of air over the scratched glass top as it opens causes the breath to reenter my lungs.

by iciclefaerie05
Artefact Hunters: Ikimono's Mirror

All things considered, that accursed mirror could have done much worse than a Biyako...

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A Vendor’s Guide to Beachside Sales, Sand, & Survival



The following guide was recorded by an Island Vandagyre, Cora Lowena, a Licensed Beach Vendor on Mystery Island. For aspiring vendors for the upcoming summer season. During the summer months on Mystery Island, tourist activity increases significantly. From the long lines at Tombola to the questionable concoctions created at the Cooking Pot, there are many attractions that Neopians indulge in. I am here to remind you that even though they are here to “relax,” commerce does not stop. Following this guide will ensure you are well prepared for the influx of tourists looking to spend their Neopoints on interesting and one-of-a-kind wares—items only you can provide. On Setting Up a Proper Stall A successful day of sales—and an unsuccessful one—often boils down to location. Placement on the beach matters. With daily setup, you will quickly learn which areas of the beach work best for both you and your customers. However, there are some general notes I would adhere to: - While setting up close to the water sounds like a great idea to catch Neopians having fun, a rogue wave (or an overconfident Jetsam) will surely strike during the day, which will result in loss of inventory and possibly the Neopoints you made. - Setting up further inland might protect you from pesky sand particles and Neopians dripping water onto your product, but it doesn’t protect you from...



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A Castle Planner's Guide to Sand Castles
You have joined me on the shores of Meridell for a quick lesson in castle architecture, taught by yours truly, the Castle Planner for Meridell Castle, Gaius Gallius!

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A Tourist's Guide to Coastal Faerieland
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A Dazzling Day at the Beach
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Apocalyptic Beach
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