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Issue: 696 | 28th day of Hiding, Y17 |
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Headlines "The Pirate King Files: A Defender's Mission" by ezel68 "Stop that thief!" A blue Shoyru was hurriedly flying away, tightly clutching a handbag and heavily breathing. On the ground, far behind him, was an elderly Ogrin who was angrily shaking her trembling fist. "Get back here, you...you...!" the Ogrin howled, but the Shoyru was long gone. The Ogrin shakily tried to get to her feet, but she had the wind knocked out of her when the Shoyru attacked, and she could scarcely stand. A hand caught the Ogrin's arm and helped her stand. The Ogrin saw a Neopet she did not recognize standing beside her. The Neopet was a female pink Aisha, wearing a bright yellow and pink costume emblazoned with the symbol of a white lotus. The Aisha wore a yellow mask and had a pink capelet draped over her shoulders.
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Photography *snap* That was the sound that the striped Gelert's tourist camera makes when she elegantly took a photo. Charliemae...
by sparkleeze |
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When a Vacation Isn't a Choice "Greetings, subject group 647-B. My name is Phidre, and today you will be testing a few of the Space Station’s latest technological devices, including the much-anticipated Nebula Force Field Generator. I presume you have all signed and read the safety waivers…” The microphone in Phidre’s ear crackled. A voice boomed into her ear, mixed with static. “Dr. Phidre, you don’t have any subjects today,
by guineagymnastics |
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Guide to Ice Cream Machine Have you ever wondered what happens when you eat too much ice cream? It happened to Adee the Chia. She had ice cream for breakfast, for lunch and for dinner. And now she’s trapped into some strange dream where the ice cream is attacking her! And that is what Ice Cream Machine is all about!
by golvenzee |
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Do YOU Do Anything Backwards? Did you ever chance upon a species outfit that made you gape with wonder? Did you spot that perfect Acara Festival Gown or Sweet Purple Lenny Wig that made you seriously contemplate adopting a pet just to dress it up in its species clothes?Well, you're not alone!
by indulgences |
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Aurora's Assessment: Part Two As the tunnel started veering off to the right, I kept my right paw on the wall. The light faded quickly and soon it seemed like I was barely inching along. I had my left paw out in front of my face so that I wouldn't accidentally brain myself on a stalactite. I probably already had a concussion from the fall earlier, no need to make it worse
by bittersweet52 |
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Faerie Wings III: The Nightmare of Dreamland: Part Twelve Suzette stood poised and tall, her shoulder-length black hair styled in a neat bob. Her wings were of the same shape of a Dark faerie’s only hers were light indigo with red interiors. She eyed Kira once more with her deep-red eyes and smirked with her ruby lips. “Do you honestly believe there was only one Darkest faerie in all of Neopia?”
by downrightdude |
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