At this point of writing, a calamity is taking place in Neopia. Something most Neopians will identify as the sinking of Faerieland! Popular culture has had nearly every single person believe that it's falling due to certain magical beings being petrified. Although I can reveal this is COMPLETELY and UTTERLY false information! From an eye-witness Faerieland local, who prefers to remain anonymous, comes the truth as to why this disaster is occurring. They have kindly provided the REAL reasons to the mysterious event...
The Kreludorian Eclipse Lilly rolled in her swivel chair away from her writing desk and groaned, throwing her pen onto her Neopian Times writing pad. She was fresh out of ideas.
Mirror Mirror!: Part Three "Why should I tell you anything else? You cruel, heartless, evil neopet, you do not deserve to learn anything else from me."
Flowlight: Sun - Echoes of Pride: Part Three A voice emerged from the creature's throat, oddly inflected, yet recognisable. "Who are you to know my name? You are nothing to us. You are food."