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Issue: 313 | 12th day of Collecting, Y9

Comics

	Nokite & Tokite issue#2 Tooo easy! by keyalon
	Mumbo Pango! Mumbo Pango is BIG! by scotttie575
	Cooking Tips Neopia's "soup faeries" share their cooking secrets at the Faerie Festival. by christa_iz_cool
	Beware, It's Pink! Not another meepit comic! : O by heaven_666
	Neopian Angst Mom is NOT making you into an anthropoid! by christian_in_black
	That Comic With No Name ZOMG! by crystalthehedgehog
	Slorg's Adventures He is strong. by _kiplala_
	The Petpetpet Menace Pinchit! by seth123456
	CrazyComix: Babysitting Hunter Aaah! Earthquake! LOL!!! by samantha13_rose
	Discovery of the Lab Who knew? by phazey
	A Step Behind Two Titanic Squid jokes in a row? Come on... by dragon_charmer302
	Addled Aishas The Meteor has its revenge. by pocky
	A Moon Comb? What's so special about a moon comb? by pencil_cases
	Disturbeded We hope he's not serious about this. by disturbeded_banana
	Neopian Circumstances The Ghost Lupe's advantage by nefily
	Royal Disaster: Active pets yawn Is it nap time, yet? by nokikissa
	Ham-I-Am 2: The Gourmet Club You think he's upset now? Wait until he sees the check! by pettamapossum
	In The Neomix Sometimes numbers can be a real pain. by erecta
	Neopups You can find turmacs in this area. by coshi_dragonite
	Ultra Fashionable Potato Sack Ewww, what are you wearing?! by sea_monster2
	Click Here Warning: This comic contains an unidentified surface. by me_like_juice
	Cookies Have Feelings Too... Of course not. by madeleinebaldwin
	Look -- NO HANDS!!!! Mallow Adventures! Also by plutoplus1 by richnangela005
	Evil Feepit #24 Poor little breadfish... by fmoura_98
	Wafflecone Comix #4 Those Fridge Gnomes sure come in handy! by nickulla
	To Protect And Serve It's been pretty slow at the Headquarters lately. by dig_that_maniac
	The King of Meridell Look what I found! by sir_serene
	Sibling Antagonism Well, THAT was pointless... by checkers_33
	SWEETOKS GO AWAY!!!!! by hallowheart
	Rules For Being A Successful Neopian Villain FISH? by angelbloodshinra
	A Spooky Halloween, part 2 Brain Tree's Quest by ghostkomorichu
	Kadma(i)nia - The Series (Part #1) And the adventure begins... Also by tinkx by kazukazue

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"Usul Tales: The Rubber Ducky Of Doom" by iris220_ll
Sally picked up Gabby's rubber ducky and dropped it into the bath tub. Awed, Gabby squeezed the ducky and an annoying squeaking noise filled the room. Sally let out one more "Uggh!" and then, angry, she stomped out...

Other Stories

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Taking Away the Pound's Gloom
I knew a sibling to share her time with would help to solve many of her problems. I was the one who decided that we would be adopting from the pound...

by cloverless

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A Home in My Heart
It had been six years since I had seen my family. Out of desperation at their lack of funds and eight children, they had sent their five older ones away...

by ripped_perfection

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Lost Desert or a Lost Paradise?
Ickmire made his shocking discovery on a day much like any other in the Lost Desert...

by sunlight_phoenix

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Foods To Celebrate The Fall Season
Whatever makes you enjoy your autumn, I'm sure that what makes lots of Neopians jump for joy when summer ends – is the wide variety of foods perfect to celebrate the fall season!

by harrypotterfan9001

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Marketplace of Memories: Part One
The air was crisp with cold, the atmosphere heavy with excitement. Halloween was here at last...

by yatomiyuka

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The Silent City: Part Four
Etana looked at the rock impassively for a moment, then scrunched up her face in the sudden realisation that the lump was moving slightly...

by xialavin

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