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Issue: 283 | 16th day of Running, Y9

Comics

	The plain truth of Neopia: The Present Let's see what's in it! Idea by kazukazue by tirrya
	Roflmania No wonder they call it Dubloon DISASTER. by fork
	Milk Money Being an adopted pet vs. being a labrat... by plumbus
	Now Hear This You can hear the sea... by sarika_ambrielle
	You Are What You Eat FOOOOOOOOOD!! by razziie
	Nonsense: Geraptiku Muty meets the island natives. by kai_pawz
	Trouble in the Ice Caves Hannah and Armin run into a little problem in the Ice Caves. Idea by bovinegrapevine by pencil_cases
	The Truth About the Fire Faerie! You have a new quest! Idea by swedish by pyrorockchik
	Pet Kicks Club Cookies can be evil too, you know... by gelert548
	NeoQuest II: The Mysteries OMG! It bit me! by gabeedragon
	Coolness Comics - Too Hot for Ice! Learn before you leap into your bath. by raptorsama
	Heavy Mental Dignity, thy enemy is the air guitar. by 4zure
	Da Funnies I can't open my soda. by mustangstar13
	Faerie Fights Illusen and Jhudora... by fireyfaerie_27
	The Dark Side No more Devilish Cake before bedtime. o.o by vira8
	Normal is Overrated The Secret Origin! by tamarainian_girl
	Boochi Victim Get to the point... Also by cheeseo615 by emmamarx
	Evil Feepit #14 History doesn't always repeat itself... by fmoura_98
	Sirius's Picture Book 'Til the Kaus come home... by angel_girl857
	Playing with Puns I had wondered... by inuyashalover37
	And the Meepits Outgrabe We have to pick out a name. by kittylin
	Mouldy Bread Mmmm, tasty. by ariel_007
	The Pink Cloud The Symol Hole... by racoony
	Randomocity! How do those pets with antlers make it down? by haunted_cookie
	The Ka-DOLT-ery One of the reasons why kadoaties don't ask for Draik eggs at the Kadoatery anymore... by lissy_chan
	Sophie & Meowclops A tribute to the retired petpet, the meowclops. He lives on only with the pets of millionaires... by squeaky_button
	CHOMP CHOMP... The Evil Peanut Chia!!! Part 1 You eat AT this table. You don't eat the table itself. by crystal_snow_15_
	Or Something Like It: Faerie Swap #1 OMG! by kittie_orion
	Neko's The Island Mystic is EVIL!!! by akakoneko
	Day Jobs Blame it on the lab ray. by explorer_253
	Tarla, the Nightmare: TARLA MUFFINS! OMG NO, THEY DEFLATED!! by kerath
	The Happiest Quiggle I hear she's particularly good with flambé. by nut862
	Friendship Woes Let's be friends! by fire_princess433
	Little White Lies -- In celebration of Gelert Day That's SOOOO NQII! by scaladenmark
	Random Something - Illusen Day Well, whaddya know? Green pets AREN'T safe from pinching on Illusen Day! by silvermare200
	Knick Knack - Illusen Special Illusen appears in a puff of smoke! Also by goosher by pokemon_lunatic

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Lovable Slimeballs

Perhaps it was just my Tyrannian Slorg sitting on my shoulder and the feeling of slime oozing through my T-shirt that prompted me to write, but either way the feeling would not leave me – I had to write something big, something political. A statement about the Slorg in all its glory. A piece of writing that would urge Neopians everywhere to...

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