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Issue: 278 | 9th day of Awakening, Y9

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	Little Orby Some messy person has spilled 150 Neopoints... by tashni
	Z0MG! Underwater Fishing Escape Patience is a virtue, but not if you're about to get in trouble? Run! by xxkesenaitsumixx
	Neopian Sketch Parade Something about risks... by glitt_
	Petpets Time Part 1: About terrifying shadow by ximerika
	Jelly Restrictions Don't you DARE! Art by candykitty by pokemon_lunatic
	The Petpetpets of Neopia Pooch goes to the Vet by starlet12
	Their Own Little World Who would have thought? by daughters_ofthe_moon
	The Sad, Sad Truth I know it's traumatizing... but you all simply have to know the truth. by potatoes_on_toast
	Hungry There are other ways to get food besides the Soup Kitchen! by hypergirl3030
	Neopian Insanity I.O.U. by emmybug184
	Diablo's Lab Ratz What are your Hidden Talents? by diablous_tiger
	Gone Fishin'! Teach a pet to fish, and it'll never go hungry... right? Idea by swedish by voodoodollee
	All Bark and No Bite knock knock by krychek2001
	Neo-Fizz The sad thing about plushie petpets... by spooky_cookie
	Neko's I think Vira might be mad... by akakoneko
	Jealousy at Meri Acres Farm That is so wrong. by alice_in_ponderville
	Attack of the Vegetarian Grundo Who knew the Grundo Leader was such a health nut? by moobecca
	Makeup Yay, makeup!! by mayamayamay2
	Faerie Blues Go on, you know you want to help me... Script by autoc007 by tristess
	And the Meepits Outgrabe My hallway is missing! by kittylin
	Sweet Family: Nancy Needs Space Yeah... Nancy needs space. So do Zhai and Tac. by dingohybrid
	Catch and Cure I don't feel that good... by aiyakhiori
	Grumpy Old King King Skarl's biggest fan introduces herself. Also by xappz by zyalea
	Catch of the Day Even on a day off, Woogy and Jimmi still manage to somehow come across a doughnutfruit... by indreams
	Demon 4 Stupid lab ray. by ookami_mangetsu
	Randomness This is why I don't feed my pets Neocola... by anime_freak999
	Behind the Scenes: Meepit Juice Break sigh by lisaw1215
	Altador or Bust! When using a catapult... it's always wise to check the wind speed first. by animoon_kirby
	Neopian Bloopers I just invented something great! Art by bluepen by kidagakash_nedakh
	Another Comic Without a Name Maybe THAT's why you don't see them... by hedesku
	Ashes To Ashes It's always a great day to be a fire pet. by ashen_fae
	Dandilion Tails: Krawk Seek Where are you off to? Also by walkaroundstar by dandilion_crucifix
	Un-Animated Cookie Shorts Oh yeah? by white_lightning100
	Grasping at Shadows: Technical Difficulties A note to the Meepit Mafia -- Please stop breaking into my neohome. D8 by mindsend
	Sort Of Random Me Too! by _spacecat_
	Commendably Done! Faerieland sure is a pain in the lungs! by snuggles_n_huggles
	No Game Here - Illusen's New Fashion I want a carrot! Idea by hello5346 by kamikatze24
	The Happiest Quiggle That about sums it up. by nut862

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I have never once read a good list, or even a bad one, on the many uses of a lawnmower. Tragically, it seems that most people really do not know how extraordinarily functional this handy piece of machinery is! As I am the (self-proclaimed) Queen of Functionality and of Lawnmowers, I feel that it is my duty...

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Long Lost At Sea
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From Thyora to Fyora
It was fifty years into Thyora's reign when she disappeared that day. Fyora was off at Neoschool studying Neopian History...

by black_skull725

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Monster Attacks And You
Giant monsters. Not your cuddly happy fun fellow Neopians, but rather an insurance Chia's nightmare. So what can we do to protect ourselves from these monsters?

by sato_master

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Neopets: The Darkest Faerie PS2 Game Guide
I have some handy tips that will help you along the way of defeating the Darkest Faerie.

by madneogirl

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Twist of Fate: Part Two
Manda tried talking to me through the door, and I didn’t want to have anything to do with it. Talking through the door was like advertising to the whole neighborhood what my problems were...

by mandapanda9188

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The Mirror of Memories: Part Three
I didn't feel anything at all, so I put my whole hand through. A portal. I took one last deep breath, closed my eyes, and quickly walked through the mirror...

by sytra

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