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Issue: 206 | 2nd day of Gathering, Y7

Comics

	A. B.O.R.N. S.I.T.C.O.M. I am not in a position to make comments about this comic, for it LOOK BEHIND YOU! runs by wonderweezel
	Notions and Nonsense Did you ever wonder...? Idea by patjade by meganium94
	You're guaranteed to win the beauty contest... When your 'secret weapon' really is a secret weapon. by ickessler
	The Pet Patrol Revolution - Yank! Another evil attempt at taking over TPPR? by neo_tomi
	Carrot Dreams Speak for yourself!! Also by bobbijo284 by buddy__blankies
	Just an Average Day IN NEOPIA Nice costume, buddy... by lego12340
	Aisha Eyes? Look closely... by jequila
	Deviant: Criminal Nose! :O Run for your lives, fools. It's teh CRIMIN4L N053!!1 D; by rekaru
	Well Kept Secret "Are you crazy?" Idea by _trinitylast_ by darkwolf__untamed
	A Bit Confused Initiation? by hooglemoofin
	Kougra Klub Big Pause? by flookadoobee
	Soup Faerie Surprise Because I am helpful! by plaquenil
	Kawaii - Dice a Roo And I actually won something! by crow213
	Worth the Hassle He should know better than that! by the_human_gs
	Discovering Neopia I always wanted to know... by woolph
	All My Pretty Ones [ v 1.3 ] Everything has fallen into place... by mao_mau
	Creatures of Guardian Keep - Episode II In which Khe learns not to ask. by khestrel
	TDMBGPOP I think it's time to get a new name... by confuzerated
	... Pink?! Has anyone else noticed that the sand in a Bottle of Red Sand is actually pink? by gagakushi
	Starry Stuff I'm feeling a little bit blue... by marilltachiquin
	Never Ending Did I mention it's extreme? by m0ogster
	Random Things Let's be realistic now... by sky665
	What Happened in Neopia... I rest my case. by vivsub
	Oops, Wrong Sloth.. O_o YAY!! I GOT THE HEAD!!! =D by darkyra
	The Cheesy Neos I think I caught something! by justduckygal
	Pea Trouble So troubling for that little pea... Art by oniamuro by emmawatsonrocks50
	All Strange Things Must End For all of us poor souls that must go back to school... by fireandice92
	PetPet sQuaBBles Yummy... by silbers_girl
	Spooky Should've brought a net. by ghostkomorichu
	Fishing Troubles Quick, get the bucket... Also by nu_sp33dmetal by choco_strawberries
	Those Darn Kadoaties Finally! A Draik egg! by spooky_squee7
	My Life as a Strawberry Lovely new colour... by ninavogel
	If You Give a Kacheek a Cookie Wait just a moment... Also by hottamale0774 by starcaw

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"Her Piece of the Sky" by larenbeka
She smiled gently and her jade eyes glazed over happily. She thought of her owner, Kati, and her wonderful cookies, the way she smiled when she was excited, how she surprised her every once in a while, and the brilliant times they had together. She was an only pet and she was content to the brim...

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The Toilet Repair Man
Frank sat back down at the kitchen table as he opened the neomail. It was sealed tightly and he finally ripped it open angrily. Extremely frustrated, he began to read the neomail...

by sweetie_me274

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Big Brother Blues
I heaved the furry, yellow plushie over to my bedside and panted as I dropped it. "What kind of plushie is that?" I questioned, wiping the sweat from my cheek...

by kia_shadow

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Past the Layers of Lies - the True Jelly Chia
Even in the daytime, no light went through the windows of this factory. I was there to search for the mysterious Jelly Chia. You think I’m crazy, don’t you?

by chibichix

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How to Impress King Hagan with Your Knowledge
All he asks is a bit of knowledge for you to come into his throne room. After all, the king of Brightvale learns something new every day from the Neopets that look uneducated, but are intelligent in the inside. Are you up to the challenge?

by king_kino

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Ancient Neopia: Part Seven
"Where are we headed now?" Jarod asked, still sleepy...

by articuno_neo

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The Rainbow and the Wind: Part Two
Happiness, looking down at a herd of grazing Babaa, didn't reply. Suddenly she looked right into Cirsha's eyes and smiled...

by neo_star_queen

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