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Issue: 192 | 26th day of Hunting, Y7

Comics

	Coconut Parade Is it just me or is everyone "crazy"? by chishirou
	Moved? Turmaculus has moved? by dj_amy
	Speck the Speckled Super Speck! by cheetah_kougra
	Chibi World The average answer... by sukuyumaruchan
	Jelly Woes I want another one! by imogenweasley
	Yurbles, Kougras, and Bori! Oh my! What the owners don't hear... by unicorn_fantasy13
	Neopian Wackiness Football Wackiness Also by huggsy_666 by cherv1
	Antica's Antics #1 That book is so0o0o0o boring!! by lukeneedsatrim
	Kooky Absurdity "Everyone's" heard of Faerieland! by tsukuyomaru
	These Neopian Days Be careful what you paint your pets.... by pallyaerowynn
	Ouch! I want a random event!! by howling_werewolf
	Inquiries How the avatar Clay Kiko got its dent... by the_three_scoogers
	Table For One Please... That's strange... by jkalyan
	Clay Pets A do-it-yourself guide by scarletrhapsody
	Starry Stuff Meeting LilMarill can be... eww... how to say it??... by marilltachiquin
	Life with Sparkalar What's he babberin' about? by nestly2552chi
	A Random Assortment of Nothing Inparticular The Tooth Faerie hates me. by xprivate_eyex
	Diah's Army: Amnesia? What happens when you can't remember what you are doing? by raven_kingdom2
	Gormball SPLASH!! Also by breama by fetedieu
	At the Neopian Hospital It'll take more than glasses to fix that! Also by patjade by shadih_temporary
	Maraquan Moments Always look before you sit down... by kitty_kat419
	Neopian Neophyte But how much does it cost? by leedom111
	Faid - A Question I have a question... by the_real_mrs_lupin
	Pint Sized Don't we have that avatar already? by lachtaube
	Snotty Humor Getting snot all over you can't be that bad... by destiny____
	Pirate Blood It's in my blood! by pandabearb
	Green Flavoured Ink I like a little catsup with my fries. by lusethkinabaki
	Birthday Wishes Sometimes it's better not to ask... by sunshine_1470
	R.S.M. Issue 1: Mood Ring by cardquestmanager
	Reality Check! Your sense of direction will change dramatically... Also by ghostkomorichu by potcgirlylass
	Minutes of Entertainment Something has happened! o_O Art by choclated by springsteen0991
	Neopia Acres Grrr... by wyomingslim
	Ehm... FLY!! by ladyariel32
	Sanity.EXE You think YOU have it bad... Also by Huggsy_666 by prettyprincesslady54

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Changes
Seasons change, relationships change, and sometimes, for the sad, unfortunate Neopian souls, owners, or as I like to call them, our human pets, can even change. Never once, however, did I think that I would change… literally.

by briddgett

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To Skateboard Or Not To Skateboard
"You're just jealous, because I really own you all in sports! And I bet I'll ace this one too!"

by precious_katuch14

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Guilds, Why They're Private, And All That Jazz
You are about to join a guild. Unfortunately, it is private. So, how do you get in?

by queen_starshine

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Employment Agency: Annoying Profit
Let me tell you, that if you used to do jobs or wish to start, this is not as an easy task as it was before...

by s57v58

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TYNG: Petpetsitting - Part One
"Now, I was thinking, if we really want to do some fun things all together in a group, we will need a few Neopoints. But our owners use all of the NPs that we earn for themselves! We need to find some way of having some NP that we use for our own purposes..."

by xxaquagalxx

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Savak: The Redemption - Part Five
“What do you want?” Heysha demanded. “Why am I here? I haven’t done anything wrong!” The Lupess performed well. She had been rehearsing silently since she stuffed Savak in the locker.

by zephandolf

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