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	A Cold Kyrii I have a riddle for you... by nancy_kelpie
	Mootix Madness Think what you like... by leoness
	Winter Wishes Faerie Wishes... by wizardmoncita
	Burn Baby, Burn! What NOT to do with your petpetpets... by leedom111
	Neopian Circumstances Volume 7: The trickster Snowager! Also by yayme101 by nefily
	The Comic Of D00M Oh Noooooo!! by _dratini01_
	Re@llY Cr@zY That's why I don't.... by sukuyumaruchan
	Some Things Are Impossible Just how do I do this...? by howling_voice
	Ironies of Neopia Isn't this fun? by blubblub317
	The Citadel Faerie: Part 3 Here's the last part. (parts 1 and 2 are in issues 77 and 81) by cyberneko
	The End Of Coconut Shy? GRRR... by k_aren_z
	Something Has Happened Don't look a Uni gift in the mouth! Drawn by Sharakh by tdyans
	Down 4 Maintenance #4 A tale of four needy faeries and one hungry Gelert. by sistagirl86
	Floofeh Yeah. Really fearsome. by jupeboxgal
	Faeriestones 5 Asilia obviously doesn't like algebra... by allelementalfaerie11
	A Proverbial Nightmare: Counting 4-3=? by funandgames999
	Totally Serious I am the TAX BEAST! Also by Cati65 by fluffycow
	99 Bottles of Achyfi on the Wall #2 Is it a cinnamon or synonym? by puppylover2830
	Silly Ghostkerchief Wake up! by spoooked
	Illusen's Lament The things she deals with... by imogenweasley
	Neopian Wackiness Tight Rope Wackiness Art: stace2000 by cherv1
	Virtu Agents "The Agents Onyx" by agentsaepenon
	As Much as a Bori Can Take Jhudora has nothing on this faerie. by kudou
	Faerie Woes Woe#7: Job Hazards by roller_coaster26
	For Awful or Worse I need a haircut! by yoshiboy2000

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Beauty Contest A-Z

For such a simple competition it’s amazing how packed the beauty contest is with tricks, strategies, factions and long complicated words. Here I’ve condensed some of the more confusing ones into a simple A-Z of the Beauty Contest. From definitions to how to make your entry stand out this guide has it all…

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Meepit Breakfast Brigade
I unlocked the doors and walked back in the door. I realized I had forgotten and turned to fetch some out of the back room, when I heard the door open. I swung around and saw no one. I strolled into the lobby when I tripped. Whatever I tripped on started to squeal shrilly.

by sonic102009

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The Case of the Derelict Jelly Neohome
Ez racked her brains as she tried to recall the address her friend had given her. Was it 100234 or 102340 Coconut Road? She was probably on the wrong side of the neighborhood. But Ionana the Chia had told her that his home was superbly visible...

by kushbi

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Employment Bites
A marketing world. A world filled with what normal creatures like to call jobs. And for those weird people, it’s what they like to call fun. Getting a job out there in Neopia is a toughie, and can take tons of perseverance, determination, and hard work.

by blubblub317

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The New Neopian Order, As Ordained By Sloth
As a reporter for the Times, my journalist’s instincts told me I must spread the news. This was top-notch stuff, fresh from the hands of everyone’s favourite villain.

by _shakky_

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The Chronicles of Knight: The Knight Within - Part Two
She was not meant to be a statue, she told herself over and over. She was to be a knight.

by fierwym

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Hold-up At The Robo-Jello-Snow Convention!: Part One
"Nasty-wasty jello-brains and cog-head won't take me to the convenshun, said I didn't belong!" the little furry troublemaker bawled, casting a sideward mischievous glance at his brother and sister.

by tambourine_chimp

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