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Sartorial Shoyrus

So we all know there is some truly spiffy clothing around that all Neopets can wear, but what about those special items that are just for your Shoyru? With a little (grudging) help from some of my Shoyru buddies, I'll give you a run down on the dashing threads you can...

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