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	1K Gaming: A Personal Approach I've got a system for earning maximum NP through games for the time I spend in Neopia each day. by redoakcove
	Scoring Big in The Haunted Shootery! The sides of the wagon open up and guess what, you're at a shooting gallery! How wonderful. by _zscd___
	The Average Neopian: Nine Years Later There's a certain stigma for users who joined before 2002. When users see these lookups, most expect that these accounts have either been abandoned, or if active, then the owners are filthy rich... by cherriepoof
	The Savvy Stockbroker's Guide Your Stock Portfolio is where all your current stocks are located. There are currently 43 stocks to buy in the market, so you have plenty to choose from. Also by suzerz by grapesourhorse
	Jelly World - For the Last Time!!! Dear readers, I am about to prove beyond a doubt that Jelly World could not possibly exist. by writingkid
	A Guide to Affordable Healthcare This guide was created to help Neopians who are unable to afford expensive treatments and medicines to help their poor Neopets. by elemental_blessed
	Deciphering the Dome: Bombs Away! Bombs are one of your basic Battledome item types. Written with nightwind_292 by stoicjohn
	Draik Eggs: Brunch, Lunch... Hatch? There's nothing quite like a good ol' Draik Egg for breakfast, don't you agree? by danceswithpampers
	Top 10 Notable Neopets That Go Unthanked by the Public I'd like to salute them for their jobs and hard work efforts with this nifty little article... by lynnalice
	Tips to Design Your Very Own Cave using CaveMaker Need help designing a level for Hannah and the Pirate Caves? If so, this guide to CaveMaker is here to help! by jesseduhlonghorn

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"Another Bathroom, Please" by littlest_wiley
"You'd think that with five of us, Mom would have designed more than one bathroom for the house. I mean, how are we supposed to share when Little Miss Vanity commandeers the shower for hours at a time?" Ileire had finished with her hair and was now just standing in front of the mirror. "We can't keep going on like this. We need to talk to Mom."

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Pilot
I trudged back to my home from school slowly. I sighed. I was tired of being picked on. I hate being small. And I hate being helpless.

by alpha_squadron_166

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The Whimton Musicians
There was a Wall on the west side of Whimton that separated us from the plains between the town and the Haunted Woods. It was that same gloomy gray shade as the rest of Whimton, and nobody really knew why it was there.

by catofparadise

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Yuletide Witches: Part Five
She could see a sleigh, arcing across the sky and coming closer to the house. It was pulled by nine Meowclops, the lead one casting a spooky yellow light across the houses as it went...

by herdygerdy

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The Prophecy Faeries: Part One
An earth faerie walked down the crowded halls of Faerie Heights Academy of Magical Study, an immense pile of books stacked in her arms.

by alex313

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Warning: Don't harass aquatic creatures
Small? What kind of sick joke is this?

by picklecheesepie

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Eyeball
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