 My Pretty Little Kadoatie
by ayakae
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My pretty little Kadoatie, mommy’s just come home!
Oh, how I’ve got several wonderful surprises for you
I come bearing offerings for my fluffy little beast
Plenty new things to eat, plenty new things to do
First one I’m excited about is this Blue Feather Toy
With bells that jingle with every flick of the wand
But what’s that, my pretty little Kadoatie?
Ah… of this toy, you don’t seem overly fond…
Well, how about this Disco Scratching Post then?
It’s nice and plush and bright and pink!
But your claws are perfect as they are, you say?
I’m sorry my pretty little Kadoatie, I didn’t think…
You seem like you’d have a ball with Neonip Critter
My pretty little Kadoatie does love to run around
But this toy is so dull and boring and ugly,
And when thrown about does not make a sound!
Goodness, my pretty little Kadoatie, you’re quite picky
Surely this Petpet Pipe Maze should make you happy!
But I guess this toy involves too much exercise
I'll get it out of your way and make it snappy
My pretty little Kadoatie, surely there must be something
If you don’t want to play, then you can at least eat
But these Petpet Crackers must not taste very good
They’re the last thing you’d associate with a treat
I bow my head, disappointed at my failed mission
My pretty little Kadoatie did not like anything, not one!
But suddenly my pretty little Kadoatie’s eyes grew wide
And she soon started having loads of fun
My pretty little Kadoatie, how you wound me so
You might as well have told me to kick rocks
I spent thousands and thousands of Neopoints on you,
And all you’re really interested in is… the box
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