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The Derpnuggets
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 Two Dozen Black Dresses: Part Five
A frightened squawk came from the office followed by a sharp clearing of a throat. These two interjections were followed by a flow of honey oozing through the air. "Mr. Finchley, you're here."
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 Magic and Mayhem: Part Two
As the sun reluctantly sinks down into the west, the princess peers out over the desert to see the shady blue waters of the ocean. Sighing, she leans on the balcony's rail and admires the garden below...
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 Ridley's Ruin: Part One
I was sitting on a bench, playing my guitar, admiring the view of a rusty old machine spout oil all over the place, when some idiot knocked into me from behind and my guitar went flying out of my hands...
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