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Grave Danger Delights

She had to go to the meeting though, otherwise who knows how atrocious the Ball would turn out. They were absolutely dependent on her fine taste in decorating and they’d be utterly lost without her.

Also by wellthatsfantastic

by juggal3tt3j

Mutant Bog

Sequel to Cafeteria Food.

by forestfleet
The Cherry Blossom Princess

She was most commonly found by the cherry blossom trees, everyone thought her odd, as they preferred dressing up and going to royal functions, and she preferred the comfort in the solitude she found being by herself in the cherry blossom forest.

by _the_spardel_queen_
Tenz and Steel~ A pound story

Tenz was always looking out for him, even though Steel was older. Steel was supposed to be the one who looked out for the younger boy, but Tenz was bigger than he was, and stronger, and scarier, and just wasn't a good target for bullying.

by rkbear
 
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Nimmo Day: The Bad & The Worse



It’s a new day—and what better way to spend your morning reading The Neopian Times than celebrating those insanely zen Nimmos? Nimmos are one of the very few Neopets that haven’t changed their name or look since the very beginning; their pose, relaxed nature, and adorable signature hands are something that’s been consistent through the years. It’s only fitting that the 15th is dedicated to this Neopet—it’s the month of Relaxing, after all!



Other Stories


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Is Your Neopet Ready To Go Vegan?
ver since the Health Food shop opened in the Neopian Bazaar and Shenkuu was discovered in Year 8, tofu dishes and vegan platters have been introduced, and it’s been easier than ever for your Neopet to jump on board with this trendy diet! Here are some FAQs for both you and your pet.

by hey_choking_hazard

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Altador’s Guardians' Favorite Astronomical Items
f you have ever visited Altador, whether to complete the plot available there or to compete in the current Altador Cup, you have definitely stumbled upon the Hall of Heroes.

by doglover3662

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Monster Hunter: Part Four
“I know we agreed not to talk about it, but I've been wondering about it recently,” Kell answered. “Since I didn't want to talk to you about it because of our agreement, I went to Janet.”

by chasing_stars44

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Yooyuball Dreams: Part Three
The parade had only just started for the people standing at the beginning, and the team was the final group to go through, so it would be a while before they reached the two friends. Marcia was full of nerves as she clutched her shoulder bag with Xana the Yooyu inside of it.

by golden1188

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WHAT?
you dont eat friends! ...right?

by shotodo

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The Overused Polarchuck Joke
Such a classic...

Also by neo_gurly48

by roxanna203




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