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Plushie Eaters: Part One

"I saw one eat a plushie the other day!" Penelope wailed, the tears finally coming as she remembered the swift motion...

by literalluau
Traces of Faeryllium: Part One

The sand of the Lost Desert had always been a particularly complex subject to study, and now, after the great magic of Jazan and Razul had been performed there, it had grown even more intriguing...

by ee365
The Immortal Toast: Part One

Any second now, I thought. The lightning drew ever closer to the rod. I stood there watching and waiting patiently, until...

by blueys45
 
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"The Mortog of Meridell" by _the_antagonist_
All I could tell was that my body was being lifted into the air, jumbled and tossed within the bag, which felt rather slimy to me. I also suddenly heard this horrible sound ringing in my delicate Mortog ears, some unearthly noise... "Errr-ribbit!" Something croaked...




Other Stories


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A Friend For Chloe
"I would like a Lime Jelly Burger, please," Chloe replied, nervous about going out in the main feeding room...

by littlej001

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The Gratitude of a Bottled Faerie
"How did this happen to me?" the small dark faerie mourned in a hushed tone to herself within the sealed bottle that was holding her prisoner...

by xxnekoninjaxx

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Why You Shouldn't Make a Neohome
You're thinking, "is this guy mad? Why the heck should I not make this beautiful home?" I'll show you why not.

by masterofphantom

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Discovering Qasala: a Guide to the Lost City
Qasala was founded about two thousand years ago, by a clan of desert nomads named the Qasl clan, also known as Qasalans.

by mazoku_kuiin

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High Voltage - A Pretty Toy
BWAHAHAHA.

by uslibra

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Spiffy
What do you suggest we do?

by pegahorn12



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