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It's My Birthday (I'll Cry If I Want To)

Canca had come to hate her birthday.

by xakemii
Sprinkles for Jasper

Pixie the Chocolate Kacheek loved her job.

by stella_123_5
Make a Wish, Beatrix Halliday

The Skunk Zafara stared at the displays of breads, cakes and pastries at the Crumpetmonger’s shop, her arms folded under a ratty old cloak.

by precious_katuch14
Another Year Older

Virtuze knew that his birthday was creeping up on him, and that within no time the day would soon be upon him. Collab with hannahrose__

by qeenoneo
Tor's Tales: A True Knight

"For courage, bravery, and chivalry of the highest measure, we bestow upon Tormund of Meridell and Roberta of Brightvale the honour of Defender of the Realms!"

by joyfulcabbage
Under The Surface

Deep under the peaks of northern Neopia, Delina is on a quest for the perfect present...

by pikapi20
The Birthday Mage

Fall was in full swing, with Neopians eagerly buying sweets to hand out to friends and loved ones.

by parody_ham
 
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Top 10 Cakes with Memorable Backstories!



Every year, we gather around and celebrate another year of Neopets. From showering our pets with gifts, to throwing lavish parties that has the Pant Devil lurking from the window. We open gifts and make some noise. And we eat cake. A lot of cake. Cakes with sprinkles, cakes with gobs of frosting, cakes with edible glitter, and cakes with the fluffy insides. But have you ever wondered about the stories behind some of your favorite Neopian cakes? They make for an interesting tale or two. Let’s take a look back at some of the memorable cakes you can still find and buy today! 10. Radioactive Sloth Cake Here is a little-known fact for you. Originally called Sloth Cake, it had to be renamed after the following incident. When presented at a banquet honouring Dr. Sloth, everyone was amazed at this cake that glowed in the dark. However, when a slice was consumed, the eater would also glow-in-the-dark! After the initial panic subsided, those that glowed engaged in a game of glow-in-the-dark tag inside the Grundo Warehouse that is still remembered fondly to this day on Virtupets Space Station.



Other Stories


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Top 10 Cakes with Memorable Backstories!
Every year, we gather around and celebrate another year of Neopets.

by _myst_queen

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A Beginner’s Guide to Caring for Birthday Petpets
By day, I tend to the needs of all the energetic lovelies awaiting adoption. By night, I moonlight as Neopia’s number one Petpetsitter. Collab with shenkuun

by tylerhuyser

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In the Margins
The Valentine Draik eventually found her dropped weapons, and dressed her wounds as best she could from a medkit in one of her pouches.

by shinkoryu14

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A Haunted School, Hidden Deep in the Woods
As Jorlan walked along the path, he felt his feet squelching into the mud. Collab with vicunas

by greenj12356

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Be Careful What You Plan For!
The Birthday preparations were going so well until…

by schwarzes_schaaf

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Onie and Betty Bake a Cake!
Happy Birthday, Neopets! Hope you like your cake... loud.

by c4774r3



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