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	Eclectic Antics: Neohomes In other news, Neopian homelessness is now at an all-time low of 90%! by amarettoball
	Baelia's Burdens #2 It might be time for a trip to the dentist… Also by alexipharmic by certifiabletrash
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	The Life of Fruit and Veggie Chias We're just poking fun! by flustre
	Dr. Sloth's Invasion Army Abort the plan, ABORT. Also by sophieauditore by iluminescent
	Life As A Kad: The Struggles Everyone knows that kads are challenging petpets to keep... by anniversarium
	NeoPaper: Question We All Wondered About Well, now you know! by mbredboy31
	See, This Is Not Boring Ugh, I made the wrong choice. by goldensif
	Hard Working Or hardly working? Also by parody_ham by petpet_92_24
	Durian Difficulties: Part 1 Super Durian to the Rescue! Also by bha288 by joslucca3000
	Mud Coffee And he melts in the rain, too. by goron0000
	The Magma Incident Be careful what you wish for... by waternymph12
	The Struggle With Snowwy I just don't get it. by brooklyn3223
	Random Oddness Her hair is more accurate than the weatherman. by mistyqee
	Gaining a Level in NeoQuest How about not so loud next time? Also by murillion by shadowlugia_92
	Mean Grarrls Green is clearly the best colour. by cyallia

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An Avatar Hunter's Letter to the Spacerocked! Grundo

Obtaining games avatars are a grueling task. They require expert skill and hours of practice. (Usually - I’m looking at you, Kass Basher) Avatar hunters know that after the first few hours of gameplay your mind tends to... wander a bit. You begin to ponder your Neopian existence. Why am I here? What am I doing? Why have I been flinging space rocks for the past two hours? Am I hungry? I think I’m hungry. I’ll get lunch... after this last rock.   What was I saying? Oh yes, avatar games. This is one of those moments. I present to you my letter to a presumably deranged space rock flinging Grundo.

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A Day in the Life of a Kougra
Hi everyone! My name is Siraelas and I am an ordinary blue Kougra. I was born on Mystery Island on the 24th day of Swimming, Year 7. I’ve lived at 155715 Coconut Road (Mystery Island) all my life with my owner, Jen (who also goes by the name siraelas, oddly enough). I like gathering food (a trait I share with Jen) and when meeting others, I am very friendly (unlike Jen, who is quiet & reserved).

by siraelas

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Forgotten Histories: The First Faerie
It is said that on a very special day in a year, when all the requirements are met, a faerie would be born

by sha2196

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An Avatar Hunter's Letter to the Spacerocked! Grundo
I'm sorry sir! I'm only trying for the avatar! I can pay to fix your very nice spaceship- Kneezles, run.

by beagums

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Uni Grooming Guide
The Uni is known for being the most vain Neopet of all. With currently holding the sixth place overall of the most popular Neopets, they have every reason to devote hours of their day to improving (and admiring) their appearance. In this article, we will be taking a look at various grooming items made especially for Unis, as well as useful books for Uni owners looking to make their Neopet the prettiest one around!

by aleu1986

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The Adventures of Trina: The Glass Key: Part Two
I felt like I had been struck by a wall of bricks. Everything crumbled, and I plunged into a nightmare. I vaguely remember the teacher shrieking as a strong arm yanked me from the floor, his merciless glaze looking down on me.

by ummagine3284

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Days Yet to Pass: Part Four
Chloe followed Buzz out, putting her mask back on as a matter of habit. The courtyards were orderly, but they were plain, the flowers gone and only the bushes remaining. The signs of Elise's hard work, maintained by a gardener when they were in Neopia Central, were gone.

by kristykimmy

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