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Issue: 173 | 14th day of Sleeping, Y7

Comics

	Meepit vs Feepit Is it Meepit Day? by ickessler
	Throw Somewhere Else Mind your toys... by shady_lanem
	All in a Neopian Day An apple a day keeps the doctor away! by confuzerated
	Amikarashui Wish for something bigger! by bluecloud300
	Buzz the Buzzer- #1 Hanging Wreathys is bad... by ratzrule611
	GrandOaks Who cares? I'm thirty! by legilis
	Troublesome Moments Drools by kristy_blue2001
	My Little Angels New Years confetti insanity! by colhan3000
	What A Genius! "Much Safer" by aznfiregirl
	Ekul The Erratic Red Chia! Err... run! by lukeneedsatrim
	Neopests - "Misplaced Petpet" Never leave your Petpet's side at a party... by ziming_d
	That's Just Weird -Wiggle, wiggle- by _onelastbreath_
	Inconspicuously Conspicuous Wow, how talented! by roxy12323
	The Adventures Of A Coconut Hmm... How about Faerieland?!?! o.O by bobthemonkey18
	Fair Enough Adam's never looked so good ^_~ by i_dont_like_meercas
	Grey Matter Was it something I said? by spoink_27
	Insecure Much?? Even Sloth has his insecurities! by lunatic_kiss
	Fetch & Edna Organic or regular? by abunaisan
	The Neochaos I'm bored... by leana_24
	Adventures of Hannah and Armin Pick up the pace! by spuddie_hang
	Trophy Troubles Who are you trying to fool? by precious_katuch14
	Drama Queens and Social Kings When Oraideille met Pock... by idiocon
	OMG - Luck and Chance Are you sure you want to trust the Wocky? by _jakk
	The Cereal "Oooh...colored pencil..." by apanah
	Neo Cappucino Ever wonder what you are REALLY paying for at the Mystery Island Training School? by raptor291
	Share Your Toys... New little brother? by lokisrose
	Sneezles Strike 2 Wash those socks! by true_solarsenshi
	Obtuse Eyrie Eyries aren't always the brightest star in the sky... by gerbilisious
	The Chronicles of Rohane: Part 3 Now equipped with a +2 Graphics Sword! by ledsrevenge2
	Dudleyy Days... What's up? by stephy_kinz
	Birthday Cake Hope you like frosting! by dudeimdude
	Speck the Speckled Nice try... by cheetah_kougra
	T3h Praedius Praedius meets the Pant Devil. by arttimo
	Life Improvised Nice faerie color! by keng200
	Sane Asylum - The Art of the Purchase Aye, I be as stubborn as a landed fish! Yarr! by teishan
	My Life as a Strawberry A new meaning to milk-SHAKE. by ninavogel
	Rock Pool Rascals 1 I need a crew! by leptonychotes
	Faerie Woes Woe #2: Bad Weather by roller_coaster26
	Fond Memories: Toto Meets The Snowager sigh Toto, Toto, Toto.... by prettyprincesslady54
	Neopian Wackiness: NT Coin Wackiness If you eat your NT coins, don't say we didn't warn you! by cherv1
	Snow Grapes Where did all the Snow Kookiths go? by 13blackdragons
	The Pet Patrol Revolution Paint brushes aren't what they used to be... by neo_tomi

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The P-Word
"You forgot to tell me my name."

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Sprouts
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Making a Petpage Stand Out!!!
I’m going to tell you a few tips that certainly benefited my page, as they will benefit yours, and how you can make a petpage STAND OUT!!!

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KNOW Your Owner!
I’ve found out not all owners treat their pets like they should. Oh, yeah, sure, there are some awesome ones – they buy their pets gifts, celebrate their birthdays, and treat them as virtual kings and queens! But then there are others who are just terrible to us!!

by resurrectedwarrior

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Change Of Tune: Part Three
"What do we do?" I paced frantically. "We can't outrun the King's men and we certainly can't just swim away…"

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Raider of the Sky: Part Five
My mind felt clouded. I shook it clear, I couldn't be thinking like that. I wasn't really doomed, was I? I, a master of thievery, trapped in the Lunar City…

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