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Issue: 169 | 10th day of Celebrating, Y6

Comics

	Afterschool Horrors - Part 7 P-Pizza? by articuno_neo
	About a Pet Boulder #2 How did it get here? by tambourine_chimp
	Speck and Tom And now for the countdown.... by cheetah_kougra
	Meredellian Mayhem- A Brief History of Neopian Falls "SOMEONE'S obsessed with falling. And I'm not sure it's Kass..." by ikkin_with_attitude
	Worse Than You #2 "Confusion" by sirussblack
	Almost Normal I wonder why I never thought of that... by _leraje_
	Something Has Happened Ooh! I'm SO SCARED! Also by Simsman24000 by tdyans
	Neotopia! Something has happened!!! by kiananight
	Faeriestones 3 Whose idea was it anyway? by allelementalfaerie11
	Random Life Random Draik joke... by nolwe
	Fond Memories: Spillage What you see in the Grooming Parlour... by prettyprincesslady54
	Floofeh Well, it LOOKED like a good deal... by jupeboxgal
	A Matter of Wings While Flotsams may not make the prettiest faerie pets, they have their reasons... by magical86
	Thinking Sour Thoughts For those who hate anagrams... by julses
	The Aishatery Mmmm, Turmaculus... by nannakatrine
	To Villain Or Not To Be Lame What is it that can truly defeat a villain? by darku_tenshi
	Esophagor Tales: Feed Me FEED MEEE... by xxxlilravenxxx
	Bucky the Babaa I'll never forgive you! by simsman24000
	The Wonky Wocky Slicker for cleanliness... by scarletrhapsody
	Sloth on the Rox The Seven Ages of Sloth (Part 3) by plushieowner
	Hannah the Quick... ...but not as quick as her mom. by ickessler
	Slorg World Dung... o_O by matthew_button
	Confuzzled I think we're lost... by white_draigon
	Dental Plan #1 Doesn't he look familiar? by battlesunn
	X Marks the Spot Fear the X... by black_pearl_dragon
	NeoComp So, that's how they make it green... by chibikatza
	The Comic Of D00M Smile! :D by _dratini01_
	Someone's Been Naughty... Or Have They? That cost me 80,000 Neopoints! by ratzrule611
	Sasha's Sketches Real smooth, dude... by washeh
	Spike in Line It's always nice to have family support... by vballmeerca
	It Is No Fun You know what stinks? by pichuqt17
	The Misadventures of a Pink Lenny "Pink Lenny Home Security" by immortalmina
	The Meerca Siblings #10: Poor Cherv by comedian872001
	Tell Me... Pllllrrrrr! by _shakky_
	Trophy Troubles They're around here somewhere... Also by cherv1 by precious_katuch14
	Me And My Weird Ones Did you have a bad dream? by captain_arctic
	A Minty Mess NOW I know where all that toothpaste's been going to... by diabug101

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"A Kadoatery Tale" by Sirussblack
I don't like it here. It smells. It smells really bad. And, everyone is crying. Crying and crying and crying and they just won't stop...

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Just One Wish
"My name is Eithne. You shouldn't be so heartbroken on such a lovely day. Do you want to explain what's wrong?"

by cheopspyramid

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A Portrait of Philistines
"I told you, my owner's going to paint a family portrait of us to hang in the Neohome so that she can impress her friends when they come over and show them what a fantastic bunch of pets she has..."

by battlesunn

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50 Uses For A Copy Of The Neopian Times
I bet every week you wait outside the news stand to get your hands (or paws) on a copy of the Neopian Times. You read it. Now what? What can you do with it after you have read it?

by kougra_cool167

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Your Own Special Place in Neopia
Perhaps you’ve already found your niche in Neopia. Or maybe you haven’t...

by shadowcristal

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A Storybook Tale: Part Three
Lexicae started running back to the pond. The freezing wind hindered her, almost as if nature wanted her to reach the fortress. But there was something important at the pond...

by shadowcristal

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Lost Legacies: The Amulets - Part Two
Both their thoughts were pierced by a scream; their heads whirled around to the direction it came from. For the first time, they noticed their surroundings. They were on the top of a hill, and behind them was a forest...

by diamond_rox

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