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Ink: Untraditional - Part 5

What was she doing with Cleo's notebook?

by june_scarlet
Unlucky Kyrii Plays Dice-a-Roo

Part 3 of "Son of Kyrii" Collab with darkobsession

by barrelchic22
Mr Slime is in Grave Danger (Part 1)

The negatives of being attached to an avatar collector....

by l_e_e
Unchained Melody

Looking in the mirror. A humble offering.

by deadzzi
The Ice-Cream Carolers

Wow, the carolers they have singing this year sound amazing! Collab with draik_bianca

by faeriefalls
NeoQuest-ion

NeoQuest can be scary...

by xweetak5
Fish Negg: The Incident part 2

Oof, ow, ouchie!

by squischsquisch
Pee little mortog

Croak!

by mazzapopolis_the_1st
A Rivalry is Born

Careful of how competitive you get...

by waternymph12
Carrying Kwanzaa Into the New Year!

Even after the holiday ends, the seven principles of Kwanzaa inspire friendship, teamwork, and caring in Neopia! ♥

by eyeliner01
Ice Cream Nightmare

Did you hear about the new avatar? Collab with betti666

by spitfyre_momma
First Rule of Snack Club

Welcome!

by obaraten
The Perils of Being A Labrat: Snot

Achooo! Collab with dragonsflame_uk

by id_24
January 1st

Remember to do all your dailies...

by nyankops
Schnelly Tree Removal

It's finally the new year, time to take down the tree!

by music_fan_04
 
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"The Comfort from Perfection" by lunaticrave
Mistakes must never exist here. Not where vulnerable souls lay on narrow beds, depending on healing paws for their recovery. At the NeoHospital, neither patient nor caregiver afforded a silent reprieve from the everyday hustle and bustle of its white, antiseptic halls. A jar of tongue depressors tipped over and clattered against the floor. Cardiac monitors bickered over each other to compete for eyes and ears. Groans escaped from the mouths of volunteers overwhelmed by endless tasks. Every Neopet was exhausted. Well, except for one. Pink, the white Usul, was the model volunteer. Each step flowed with a magical air that energised worn-out Neopians to straighten their shoulders and take a much-needed breath despite the strain. One volunteer swore Pink had walked past a patient afflicted with the Grey Curse, and couldn’t believe their eyes. Colour bloomed back into the patient’s face, returning to rainbow hues in both body and spirit. Admiration followed her not only for her earnestness and talent but also for her kindness. When her list of duties neared its end, she willfully took on the burdens of those lagging. Her selflessness earned her the title “Faerieland’s everyday hero” for putting herself out there to help others when should could have easily stayed safe and comfortable in her homeland. While praise followed Pink, her petpet attracted a different kind of attention. Perfection the Meepit never lived up to his name. He hopped behind her at a much slower pace. The distance between them is ever-growing like a...




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The Comfort from Perfection
Mistakes must never exist here. Not where vulnerable souls lay on narrow beds, depending on healing paws for their recovery. Collab with 00keva00

by lunaticrave

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Just a Little Trillion-Year Soul-Binding Contract
With these sips of ambrosia and unbreakable contract, we gain ichor and bind ourselves to fully and without reservation follow Her for the next trillion years...

by cookybananas324

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Beginner's Guide to L54 Battling: Part 2
In this installment, we will go over information needed to train up a Pet for L54.

by tcg81191

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The Annual Avatar Assembly!
Avatars...assemble!

by magyk4

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A Haunted School, Hidden Deep in the Woods
Balthor started to get worried, what were they going to do about this now? It seemed that no matter which way they went, they could not get off the stairs. Collab with vicunas

by greenj12356

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Miasmora & Wisric's Grand Meridellian Misadventure
For a long time after Miasmora spoke her terrible realization, the three Neopets stood in a perfect, terrible silence, spectral mote-light glittering over them. Collab with meercamaster184

by phadalusfish



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