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The Deep Sea King and his Underwater Trove!

There are many kings in Neopia, and many that you know so much about! Collab with unfreeze_xlinger2 & gali184

by cibola
New Year, New You (and Your Neopet Approves!)

This is the definitive list of upgrades every Neopian can make (as endorsed by our Neopets who are tired of watching us do nothing).

by _myst_queen
Beginner's Guide to L54 Battling: Part 2

In this installment, we will go over information needed to train up a Pet for L54.

by tcg81191
The Annual Avatar Assembly!

Avatars...assemble!

by magyk4
Feed Florg: How to Master the Malicious Meanie

A guide to beating Feed Florg with flying colours!

by shaman_i_am
 
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"The Comfort from Perfection" by lunaticrave
Mistakes must never exist here. Not where vulnerable souls lay on narrow beds, depending on healing paws for their recovery. At the NeoHospital, neither patient nor caregiver afforded a silent reprieve from the everyday hustle and bustle of its white, antiseptic halls. A jar of tongue depressors tipped over and clattered against the floor. Cardiac monitors bickered over each other to compete for eyes and ears. Groans escaped from the mouths of volunteers overwhelmed by endless tasks. Every Neopet was exhausted. Well, except for one. Pink, the white Usul, was the model volunteer. Each step flowed with a magical air that energised worn-out Neopians to straighten their shoulders and take a much-needed breath despite the strain. One volunteer swore Pink had walked past a patient afflicted with the Grey Curse, and couldn’t believe their eyes. Colour bloomed back into the patient’s face, returning to rainbow hues in both body and spirit. Admiration followed her not only for her earnestness and talent but also for her kindness. When her list of duties neared its end, she willfully took on the burdens of those lagging. Her selflessness earned her the title “Faerieland’s everyday hero” for putting herself out there to help others when should could have easily stayed safe and comfortable in her homeland. While praise followed Pink, her petpet attracted a different kind of attention. Perfection the Meepit never lived up to his name. He hopped behind her at a much slower pace. The distance between them is ever-growing like a...




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The Little JubJub with the Big Heart
Snow fell softly and daintily over Neopia Central, frosting the cobblestone roads and rooftops in a coat of white. Collab with greencheese79

by kindnessx

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Just a Little Trillion-Year Soul-Binding Contract
With these sips of ambrosia and unbreakable contract, we gain ichor and bind ourselves to fully and without reservation follow Her for the next trillion years...

by cookybananas324

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The Year Without an Advent Calendar
Noella looked down at the small, white piece of paper in her paws.

by noileh

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In the Margins
"So… how does one tell the difference between the normal Haunted Woods and 'the deep woods'?"

by shinkoryu14

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Ice Cream Nightmare
Did you hear about the new avatar? Collab with betti666

by spitfyre_momma

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Mr Slime is in Grave Danger (Part 1)
The negatives of being attached to an avatar collector....

by l_e_e



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