Short Stories

	The Ultimate Cheat "This would be the day that Randolph finally became someone important. He would become the Cheat champion. He had been waiting for this day for years." by pandas_91
	The Amazing Adoption This is a true story of how I got my loving Grundo, Mallexar. by amsurito
	A Fish Out of Water "I don't know. Go explore or something. Just be bored somewhere else, ok?" by thediractor
	The Restless Gnorbu Yifeb had started working at the Chocolate Factory when she was very young. "It's like my second home," she was fond of saying. by emrozi
	Space Chaser But the alien Aisha was just so determined to make it work. He'd spend dozens of hours each week... by le_eyo
	Importance Today was the day. I had finally proven that I was responsible enough to go deposit our neopoints. by beautifuldirtyrich__
	My Visit To The NT Office! Look out for those new Meepit cashiers... by mikugumilove
	The Examiner's Choice A bubbly Bruce hopped up next to try and enter the imperial exam. The Kacheek looked up at her and said, "Spell 'working', please." by lemonberry_kitkat
	The Spellbook (of DOOM) Note to self: Dustinany + Spellbook = Bad combo. by pretsel_is_back
	A Letter Too Late For thirty-seven years now I have been your most loyal and trusted servant. by barefootedcinderella
	Marching - A Band Geek Story It was only the second day of band camp, and I was already wishing for it to be over. by laurapet131
	WN BD PPL BC AV UFT I can't tell you how many hours I've spent watching my owner, Max, standing on top of a box to be taller and screaming, "WN BD PPL BC AV UFT!" by chocolate_fudge7

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A Slorgtastic Party

All great Slorg enthusiasts know that the 3rd day of the month of Storing is when we celebrate those adorable little slimey Petpets. Anybody who's anybody will be throwing and/or attending Slorg Day parties, but how can you host a Slorg Day Party that you know will be super Slorgtacular? It does not matter if you are a beginner or the most experienced event planner! If you decide to follow my five easy steps, you can be sure that your Slorg Day party will out-Slorg all the rest!

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Preparing a Pet for the Battledome
If you haven't fought a single battle yet in the BD or would like to be more informed of how to go about preparing a pet for it, here's a simple and easy guide to help you on your way.

by akitera

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Delicious Hot Drinks!
I have made a list of what I think are the tastiest hot drinks you can enjoy during a cold Autumn day!

by xoxkar

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Illusions of Grandeur: Part Two
Either way, this was not my father, but I could more easily get rid of a ghost than track down an illusionist, especially one clever enough to have thought up this trick to begin with.

by kittengriffin

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The Mysterious Affair At Virtupets: Part One
I was on the shuttle when it happened.

by yoyti

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The Off Season- Hero Gyro
The Techo Super-Fan

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5

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Sad Slorg
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by kitteh_love_forever

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