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Short Stories


Portraits

"I know you're young, but you need to understand this. You're a dark faerie."

by ginny_invisible
The Star and Flame Chronicles: Babysitting

"What's wrong with babysitting? They're only babies and besides, we're getting paid..."

by reeses_pet
Aristocratic Letters

Dear Lady von Cybunny,

Recently I have learned of your desire to play Gourmet Club Bowls with me. I would like to reply evenly, HA.

by christmas_ice

The Avant-Garde Neohome

"It's perfect," cried a reporter from the Neopian Times. "How did you ever come up with such an elegant, simple design?"

by mariofan14
Save the Band Geeks!

We could tell immediately something was wrong.

by laurapet131
Sophie versus the Existence of Jelly World

Once somebody says that Jelly World is real, you know that they are immeasurably insane.

by a_greenparrot
Serendipity

"The test results have proven that your ideal hobby would be... hold on, drum roll please."

by mewberry101_88
The Meepit Show: Issue 400 399 Spectacular

In fact, you lose twice as many points as you would normally as a result of not coming up with that witty answer.

by spoonguardonline
 
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"Serendipity" by mewberry101_88
"Well, I've been entering your personality into tests that tell me the hobby most suited for you and the test results have proven that your ideal hobby would be... hold on, drum roll please." I pounded my paws on the table. "Your hobby would be..."




Other Stories


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A Puzzling Game entitled Roodoku
Do you enjoy puzzles involving numbers?

by lakefox

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A Gamer's Guide to the Neopian Summer
When it comes to neo-gaming, variety certainly isn't in short supply.

by ashi2k5

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An Iliad: Part Five
Carefully, Azure stepped out and was escorted by her two guards along a corridor. She kept her eyes peeled for an opportunity for escape...

by eternus_dragon

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Slippery Soup: Part Four
"Hello, how are the soups coming along? I hope my recipes are clear enough..."

by black_skull725

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Chokatotic
And you could see the strawberry juice running down his chin...

by lilbluespoons

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Battledome Stats
Fast + Frail = Injury

by dragon_nut64



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