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All for a Freebie

Amidst the occasional scream and monstrous roar, she spotted a vase with a simple red trimming. It was perfect for her neohome. Or so it seemed...

by kushbi
It's a Slorg's Life

In Bugga's Slorgs, there were many people and their neopets looking at them and all of Bugga's Slorg items. Someone, take me home, he thought...

by greenjunglekitty
Taking a Sick Day

It was very early in the morning, but a certain Yellow Usul had been awake for hours, preparing. She had a huge math test at school that day and she was determined to miss it...

by saphira361
What Goes Around Comes Around... Punk

As she approached the counter, she was silently going over what to say. Excuse me, ma'am. I really want that Icklesaur over there...

by imaqtpie398
Riding Desert Waves

"Aww, Sage," he groaned. "I wanna do something fun."

by sois_sage
A Part of the Family 2: a Xweetok Brother

Crazy listened to the playful bickering between her pets. It had been nearly three months...

by guy_sebastian_crazy
Renee and Charlie

He was afraid of a lot of things, but Renee knew how to make him get up and go. The key was a white chocolate Gelert...

by kittie93
The Baby Problem

Mistletoe pouted. "I can't!" she grumbled. "Don't know howta swim."

by grapesourhorse
At the End of the Rainbow

It all started when I happened to be visiting Krawk Island. It had started raining, so I took refuge in the hotel...

by queen_starshine
Tales From Cabin Eight: the Creature in the Cabin

Cabin Eight, however, was the worst of the lot. There seemed to be something about this cabin, a bad aura if you will...

by dan4884
Ronyshia, Princess of Ahsla

When the princess walked out of the Haunted Woods, she found herself on the outskirts of the Lost Desert...

by kioasakka
My Life as a Reject

"Ah, Cadbunny, you're here at last. I have your report here, and I'm afraid there are some problems with the way you were assembled."

by moolyyours
Wussy Pirates?!

"Wussy pirates? Wussy pirates? WUSSY PIRATES, MY PEG LEG!"

by timber_wolf_789
 
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Discovering Geraptiku: a Guide to the Lost City
According to the stone tablets and clay objects recently found, the city was actually quite prosperous around 400 years ago.

by mazoku_kuiin

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An Interview With a Snow Pet
The next morning, I set off on my journey to Terror Mountain where it's winter all year long. I've predicted that many snow pets live there.

by eternalapple

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To Be a Pirate: Part Six
"You!" one of them roared, seeing him. "Land-dwellers are expressively forbidden to come to Maraqua. Consider yourself our prisoner."

by lolazgirl

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Sleeping Beauty: Part Four
Neoschool. I couldn't go. I just couldn't. I had to think of a way to get out of it - and fast. "I can't," I moaned. "I'm sick."

by ruff_zette

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Painted Pet Blues
She saw her face everywhere--except in the mirror.....

by raynbow_light

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Creative Kacheeks
Necessity is the mother of invention.

Also by plutoplus1

by richnangela005




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