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To Soar Without Wings

Being a Weewoo in modern Neopian society is no easy feat; many who have desired soaring to great heights beyond their realistic capabilities have come crashing down before they even got a taste of true success. Collab with da_shanuka & a_panda_bear

by qeenoneo
How Issue 1050 Almost Missed the Press

The Neopian Times headquarters buzzed with a certain energy that only came around every 25 issues.

by _myst_queen
A Weewoo Rivalry

"Alright, everyone, gather ‘round!” Athena called out to the mail room. “Edition 1050 is coming up. It’ll be our biggest delivery day of the year by far, so treat today’s issue as a practice run. As your head of delivery logistics, I’ll be watching closely to see who’s up to this massive task. Is that understood?”

by dennykins
The White Weewoo Attack

Tt was a Friday afternoon, and Florezca the Pink Draik eagerly retrieved her delivery of the Neopian Times, hoping to enjoy the interesting pieces which had been published for Issue 1050.

by _brainchild_
The First Crabbybot

Dacardia was the home of sun-drenched beaches, and it was a haven of swaying palm trees. Residents were well used to the relaxation brought by...

by lavo0810
The Real Avatar is the Friends We Made Along The Way

Ragi looked at her watch. 10:50 pm. She had 10 more minutes left before the Snowager woke.

by weiyannn
Case #1050: The Missing Manuscript

The Neopian Times office was bustling with excitement. The 1050th issue of the beloved newspaper was just days away, and the editor-in-chief, the famously taut Penny Pages, had expected it to be their best yet. Collab with qlobal & bunchanumbas

by funny_haha_funny
Headstones & Ink: Reports of a Lenny Recorder

The name Talborus P. Quakely was recovered from a headstone in Neovia Graveyard, 2nd Quadrant, Grave A4. Historical archives searched...

by drziggs
 
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So, You’re Going to Adopt a Weewoo?



There comes a time in every Neopet’s life where they make the big decision to adopt a Petpet. And, typically, one tends to seek out Weewoos because they are often the friendliest and most easy to take care of. However this is still a big responsibility and is an important milestone for many and as such it can be a little terrifying. It is natural to be nervous! That just means you are going to be a great caretaker because it shows how much you care. But if you want to help ease your worries you can do what you can to prepare. Petpet proofing your Neohome is a great first step – but how do you do that? And then what do you do next? And what else is there to do? What do they like? What do they eat? What do they play with? What do they do? How do they learn? Do they like clothes? Oh my goodness, there is just so much to know! Fear not. In this guide we will help you out with multiple different areas in caring for your Petpet – and yourself! – as you navigate this new and exciting step of your life. Books Petpet Biology This book will teach you all you need to know about a growing Petpet. It has pictures of the bone and muscle structure of all the different types of Petpets out there so you will know just how they are developing as they mature and how to help them if they are injured. Weewoos can be found on pages 32 to 45, but this is a good book to have on hand. Cooking for Your Petpet Petpets can be picky eaters. This is a known fact of life. With patience, luck, and a little bit of skill, you too can learn how to cook for every type of picky eater in your life. There are many types of recipes for many types of eaters, including ones that follow Weewoo friendly dietary guidelines.



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Top 10 Favourite Neopian Pastimes
As a fellow Neopian, I did not think that when I was 7 years old that I’d be logging in twenty-plus years later to find myself side by side amongst old and new friends. Collab with perfect

by kisses

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The Wonderfully Wacky Weewoo Quiz!
It's once again that time of year when the Weewoos, as the resident mascot for the Neopian Times, come out in droves to sing their song for another special milestone issue!

by magyk4

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A Haunted School, Hidden Deep in the Woods
Halton realised he had to do something quick; he needed to hide, so he dashed into the open locker and shut the door. As soon as the locker door was shut, the door...Collab with vicunas

by greenj12356

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Miasmora & Wisric's Grand Meridellian Misadventure
Behind her, she could feel the ghostly Isoldeia's pursuit. Collab with meercamaster184

by phadalusfish

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Break Time
Neopia destruction can take a break! Collab with clikinmouse

by fivemilliononly

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RIP: Lucky Break
Phew, it's a good thing this comic didn't make it into Issue 1050! Wait...

by peanutbuttermilk



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