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Getting the Beats: Part One

Eric heaved himself out of his seat, wishing time would fly faster; he could hardly wait for school to be over.

by yin_yin_7
Chronicles of the Council: The Hunter - Part One

"Altador, sweetie, do not put that in your mouth," Marina said softly as she bent down from her chair in the council chamber, pulling her son onto her lap...

by pillsi
 
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"Cakes in Space" by zirr
"WHIPPED CREAM. JAM. SPONGE. FROSTING? ON A SPONGE?" Another bakery trip for Bashy had proved to be difficult. Dealing with living bakers was so difficult as a robot, as they really didn't understand. Bashy could understand what he wanted to say to the bakers, but he couldn't...




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A So-Called Vacation
"All of you, pack up! We're going on vacation to Mystery Island!"

by melina322

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Chias Aren't Food
Yellow_Cheese_Burger slumped along the side of the pound wall, doing his best to remain small and inconspicuous.

by goodsigns

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Blumaroo Bibliography: The Top Ten Must-Haves
Bouncing its way into the book scene, Blumaroo literature is at its most popular this time of year.

by shoobydala

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A Veritable Cornucopia of Options
A list of ten backgrounds (both neopoint and NeoCash) suitable for these friendly fruit.

by neuroticat42

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Lunch Box
Petpets are so precious.

by glamrot

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Trouble At The Symol Hole
Kind Of Hard To Do A Cannonball Without Legs.

by darkdragon4x4



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