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A Deal with the Daniels: Part One

He raised his paw and envisioned a powerful blast of energy shooting forward. Instead only smoke poured from his fist.

"Okay, okay, smoke is good," he assured himself.

by a_greenparrot

The Witch and the Mortog: Part One

Wait, you say you have never heard the story? Surely you remember the story about Edna's curse, and the bewitched Mortog, and the way Vira became unfortunately notorious after...

by secant
Protectors of the Fourth Wall: Part One

"First off, I must warn you that what you are about to hear may forever alter your perception of reality and life in general."

by gold_fang
 
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Candy Corn: Versatile



The Halloween season is upon us again, and nothing says Halloween better than that little yellow, orange and white candy we all start to crave once the leaves begin to fall. That's right, Candy Corn! The candy with no expiration date, as TNT calls it, is a favorite among Neopians and Neopets alike, and lucky for all you candy corn fans out there, there's more ways to enjoy this triangular treat than by continually filling your inventory with 50 pieces of Candy Corn Classic...



Other Stories


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Haunted
You were never meant to be a hero, boy. Stay on the dark side. The winning side. You'll be happier.

by killing_the_queen

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The Fog and the Fire
"You aren't going crazy, foolish wanderer," the voice continues with a hiss. "But if you continue to the fairground, you'll meet someone who has. And then you'll be next."

by little_lady_goddess

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Sick of the Spooks?
A list of all the essentials you'll need to sit out the spooky season.

by neom_777

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Halloween in the Haunted Woods
Has it ever occurred to anyone how the Haunted Woods is affected by Halloween?

by kila__94

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Anticipation
Getting the avatar isn't just stressful for you.

by lunascape

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Something's Not Right Here...
There's something different about you, but I can't put my finger on it. Did you get a haircut?

by belowzerokelvin



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