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A Lesson Well Learned: Part One

"We're all so downbeat and consumed with stress that we retreat into little fortresses built of books and they expect us to be the embodiment of a friendly, educational atmosphere."

by horripilated
Who Needs A Family?: Part One

I had long since given up expecting them to keep me and therefore forsaken any hope of a family, eventually deciding that I was better off without one.

by miriel
Hannah, Garin, and the Terribly-Named Treasure: Part One

Hannah's jaw dropped. "I don't want your autograph! Do you seriously not know who I am?"

by trisshamster
The Kacheek Club: The Tomb of Tragedies - Part One

Gwen the Island Kacheek swiped the beads of sweat off her forehead as she glared up at the relentless sun. She and her three friends were waiting in line for the Tomb of Tragedies tour to start.

by jenlin_25
Of Potions and Paintbrushes: Part One

"I'm not fooling around, Frostgleam, dear. I cannot see you." The Lupe sounded very serious.

Also by antiaircraft

by masaryk_the_mad

 
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"Always A Hero" by emilysusanburt
McDooglie was a Krawk, though the term applied loosely as he was so old he resembled a Meridellian scarecrokabek with a back so stooped he was half the height of his youth. His left eye was concealed under copious wrinkles, while the right eye bulged unnaturally, so that if he turned towards you at the right angle you could swear he was sizing you up for a new recipe...




Other Stories


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The Five Hundredth Reason
Unfortunately, Ms. Sherwood didn't care that I didn't want to do it, because she assigned it anyway.

by chocolate_fudge7

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More than Words in the Water
"This is for you, Mother," she whispered. Picking up a lantern from her pack and lighting it, the Ogrin went into the cave.

by macana

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The Last Copy of the 500th Issue
Something horrible has happened, dear Neopians! The white little Weewoo needs your help. Let me explain what happened.

Also by talacheziggy

by petitehirondelline


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The Voice of Neopia: Special 500th Issue Report
Writers and readers are ecstatic about this issue of the Neopian Times, but what about, say, Fyora or Balthazar?

by cardsperson_ii

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The Plushies: Yes, Pun Intended
That wasn't a bright thing to do.

by jamba_jukeba

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Mashed Potatoes
Here's to an EXTREMELY tater-tastic anniversary, NT!

by third_potato



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