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	Return of the Crimson Witch: Part One It was business as usual in the Haunted Woods. The spooks were spooking and the creeps were creeping. by herdygerdy
	A Kettle and a Cackle: Part One The word that describes my mom is 'overprotective'. The woods aren't even that scary. by semicutie3
	Betrayed: Part One Elou couldn't believe her luck; her owner and the nasty Techo from the Pound hadn't managed to find her! by whiskerun

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Hug a Mutant Chia

Lucie, the main character of Usuki Frenzy, has a dilemma. The main page for Usuki Frenzy explains that "A young Cybunny named Lucie was about to leave for a vacation with her parents when she realised that she'd forgotten to pack a few crucial items - her Usuki doll sets! How will she spend those long hours of travel without them?" Whoa, whoa, whoa. I need to dissect this, because this is just clearly laced with... problems.

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Throughout The Years
Soon enough, Jacob brought home a real little brother for me, and he just happened to be a blue Ixi - but his name was John, not Fluffy.

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A Lesson
"Our owner's on vacation. We should be doing all sorts of crazy things that she never lets us do!"

by safekitten

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The Philosophy of Study: Neopia's Top Ten Books
Books offer a lot of information, adventure, and comedy, too! So I'll name off some of my favorite books to study, and I'm sure you'll enjoy them, too!

by redblocks

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Clean Your World: Discard or Donate?
When you know an item is absolutely, positively worthless because you've looked up the price before using the Shop Wizard, or you've collected seven-hundred fifty-seven dozen of them yourself, from now on, I, and so many Neopians out there would love it if you selected "Discard."

by vyddendarkblade

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Frozen Yogurt II
Why you should not mess with a hungry Skeith...

by lulu_goodyear

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Candy Pea Tragedy
Innocently packaged candy, right..?

by moonlit_fantasty

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