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	Petpet Adventures: Reunited - Part One When she finally came to join them again, she heard a name she was hoping never to hear again. "Malei?" she said. "What about him?" by rachelindea
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Neoschool Know-It-Alls

That's right. You know they exist! You've seen Sarah, that stuck-up Zafara who runs the Help Desk, right? And what about AAA, that Blumaroo who brags to the point of physical pain? Let's not forget Lisha, that brainy little kid who tries to hog Jeran all to herself, to the wrath of many a fangirl. So, I'm sure you're now asking yourself, 'how will I ever keep myself from seeming to be a know-it-all?' A very good question indeed! However, not all of you readers out there need to worry about being seen as a know-it-all in Neoschool...

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Don't Worry, The Gravity Works Just Fine
My owner? Well, she was standing not two feet from me, also staring at the wheel, never blinking. 'I wonder if she's hypnotized by it,' I thought to myself...

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Eating Fool's Day Game Night
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Bored in Neoschool? Have Some Fun!
How do we pass those long hours between the morning's fascinating history lecture on the Soup Faerie's long ago quest for the perfect leek broth and the afternoon's intriguing look at the way in which Chef Bonju + Avatars divided by failure = Frustration?

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How Do YOU Feel About Crying Neopets?
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Islandlubbers
Who are you, the grammar police?

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