There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots Circulation: 143,909,097 Issue: 302 | 27th day of Swimming, Y9
Home | Archives Articles | Editorial | Short Stories | Comics | New Series | Continued Series | Poetry
 

New Series


The Quest for the Moonlit Orb: Part One

She and her brother, Narros, were considered homeless; they had no owner, nor did they remember ever having one. But they had a home, in a way...

by alex313
The Underground: Part One

To all the Symols who've never been noticed, and all the Spardels who've been underestimated.

by ayame_23
 
Search the Neopian Times




Headlines


Botching Birthdays



Hello! And welcome to Inky's Guide To The Top 10 Worst Birthday Presents! Yay! So, according to the title, probably one of the most embarrassing things to ever do to your friend is to buy a really bad gift for his/her birthday! So, in order to ensure that your friend is happy during his/her birthday, please consider the following suggestions and do NOT get these gifts for them!



Other Stories


---------

Being Me
It didn't really matter what they thought of me, of course. Their opinions, though often expressed pointedly to me in the hallways, meant nothing to someone who was proud to call herself a unique individual...

by reggieman721

---------

Choosing a Shopkeeper Can Be Daunting
"So, what kind of experience do you have as a shopkeeper? I mean, why should I hire you?"

by zuziafruzia

---------

Pleasing the Palate of Your Jetsam!
Jetsams may look ferocious and scary, but their favorite place to dine is located in the gorgeous world of Maraqua...

by shade876

---------

Inky's Guide To: The Top 10 Worst Birthday Presents!
In order to ensure that your friend is happy during his/her birthday, please consider the following suggestions and do NOT get these gifts for them!

by inkheart971

---------

Pointless Nonsense - N00b News
Brought to you by Virtupets Inc.

by petfriendamy

---------

The Evilest Crime
We all love to make a mess when nobody is at home, don't we? But who is going to clean it up?

by zaniic



Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.