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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Jealousy - Part One

They'd only arrived in Brightvale a couple hours earlier, and while both Lupes were tired from traveling, Brightvale's Crown Prince Rolan had sent a message asking them to meet him here tonight. "Sorry for the wait," Rolan apologized as he came in...

by nimras23
The Blue Blumaroo: Part One

There was once a blue blumaroo who was, well... very blue. Not just the colour blue, but also in the emotional sense. He was a rather gloomy and glum pet...

by rainbow2skittle
 
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Slorg Care Made Easy



Slorgs like lots of different foods, but there are basic rules. It can't be salty, so chips, burgers, toasties, sandwiches, Achyfi, and Neocola are out of the question. Pretzels, too, are relatively dangerous foods. An exception to this is Slorg food. Slorgs are somewhat cannibalistic (after all, they are spooky petpets!). Slorgs enjoy Slorgwiches, as they make very healthy...



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I did what any mature and responsible person would do. I yelled over to him, taking care to be extra tactful and subtle: "HEY CRAZY MASK GUY, WHAT ARE YOU SELLING OVER THERE?"

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Ryoran nodded. "Though I wish Mother and Father were here still," he said, referring to the strange deaths the King and Queen had suffered...

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A Penny Pincher's Guide to Living Fabulously!
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Pop 'Em In Your Mouth!
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The (Mis)adventures of (Miss) Amelia
You know what they say...

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That's Life
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