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	A Question of Worth: Part One Springing forward, he swiped a vase off its table and watched it smash on the floor. The resulting crash, and shards of pottery, were satisfactory, but not quite enough. Christopher's paws shot out, and he heaved the table up... by extreme_fj0rd
	The Far Side: Part One But then the Big Hope had come, on the wings of a traveling Uni, preaching the untapped riches and the unspoiled beauty of the Far Side. Beautiful things had been painted in those words, but those words were empty. She stared around her, and wondered how she had ever fallen for such sweet words... by redcod323

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"The Wise Man and the Fool" by 4zure
"The pod this, the pod that," Elheena sneered. "You know what? I'm sick of this pod! I'm out of here!" With that, he was gone in a few strokes of his powerful tail. Analu and Alika started after him, but Kahoku stopped them...

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The Wise Man and the Fool
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Annunciation, Arguments, and Airspray
Cyan, more commonly known as the Negg Faerie, sniffed her annoyance. "It's called dramatic effect, Aethia. And I'll have you know that the instructions clearly state that one must add in a dramatic pause between the Kyrii's hair and the Golden Juppie soup. It won't work properly, otherwise..."

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How to Pick the Right Instruments for Others
I really think I have good taste on which instruments should be played and which should be packed away in a cake and eaten by the Turmaculus. I shall list twelve random instruments that first come to mind.

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by pixie_dust_318

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