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Sipping his coffee, Dr. Sloth opened up the newest Neopian Times issue. As he read one of the headlines, he sputtered and steaming hot coffee sprayed everywhere. Oh Borovan, not again! Yes, yes again. Again, there was another issue of the NT. Again, there was an article. Again, it was about him. Again, again, again! Hello! Aren't there any other things to talk about...

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