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"The Life and Lies of Madame Wisteria December Lane" by xxxmagiabellexxx
My name is Madame Wisteria December Lane. Or at least, that's what it says on the index card by my cage. I have a name for myself, though. Wisty. Who needs a 33 letter-long name when you're going to be trapped in a cage, perhaps forever? I really don't know why Neopians put up with us...
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