Poetry

	Kiko Squeeze Toys! When it's time to take a bath, There's one thing you must bring! by one_headlight
	Hey, That Pinchit Pinched It! The sand is warm and ever so fine, there is nothing quite like it and the feeling so divine. by qeenoneo
	The Beautiful Game It's summer time in Altador and that can only mean one thing, Once again it's time to see what drama the Altador Cup will bring. by merionelle
	Slorg Slime If you are the owner of a Slorg, you may have encountered Slorg Slime. by tatyanne
	The Ixi and Pixie Sit down and listen to a tale of magic, that few know of it is quite tragic. by periodicage
	Mist of a Dream What is it, yet to be uncovered, that moves across the face of Neopia, never in the same place twice, always hidden to the public eye. by omgsinho
	An Apple Chia a Day An apple a day keeps the doctor away; At least, that’s what they always say. by hfallyn
	Lonely Ruben Makes a Friend This poem is about a Scorchio named Ruben Who was painted in glorious shades of fire. by ayakae
	Who Are We? Regal, Royal, and Green Big sensitive ears alert to danger by not_sporty
	An Aisha's Night Terror She chased her sneaky, one-eyed Meowclops, Who sprinted fast without any stops. by chevvy22

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"Neopia’s Runway: Grumpy King Garb" by surging
Tinkly intro music begins to play, although the screen remains black. The narrator’s voice begins, although they are still off-screen and unknown to the viewer. NARRATOR: Welcome to another edition of Neopia’s Runway! For those of you joining us for the first time, welcome to the only fashion-forward show on Neovision! I am your host, Ellsworth. Red curtains appear on screen and rise to reveal ELLSWORTH, alone on a stage with a microphone. ELLSWORTH: A quick rundown for our viewers – each week we have a special guest of honour from across Neopia, for whom three hand-picked contestants are tasked with making two outfits for. The contestants are not given any information ahead of time about who that guest may be, putting their fashion skills to the ultimate test! ELLSWORTH: This week our special guest is none other than King Skarl! Freshly de-greyed and ready to rock, the King is looking forward to adding colour and pizazz back into Meridell. ELLSWORTH pauses for a dramatic flair, as the off-screen studio audience erupts into loud, frantic cheers. King Skarl shuffles onto the stage slowly, his heavy steps echoing through the soundstage. He barely acknowledges the audience, uttering a throaty "harrumph" in their general direction. ELLSWORTH: Today’s contestants will be Kalandra, Clop, and Ascor! Now folks, why don’t you tell the audience a little bit about yourselves? The camera pans over to the Styling Studio where KALANDRA, CLOP, and ASCOR are positioned behind workstations. It zooms in on each one as they introduce themselves. KALANDRA: Well hello. I'm Kalandra, one of Neopia's top poker players. I bring my fashion to the game and the game to my fashion. My specialties? Smizing and proportionizing. CLOP stomps with his front...

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