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Treasure Surprise!

Not what I was expecting.

Also by Pinksrainbow

by lyndsey4657

False Hope

Well that's just mean.

Also by icygal2310

by shennyyy

HOW??

You should learn to listen.

by supertualet
Just Jelni: Unlikely Friends

Jelni the Cloud Cybunny chooses an unexpected Petpet.

by angul888
The Art of Giving...or Not

When best intentions meet worst case scenario....

by sn4zzeh
Squid Slippers: Pick Your Own Pitfalls

Uh, did it really even need to be asked?

by cosmicfire918
Neocity - Protest

There isn't anything to protest these days, really.

by wiley1080
Eclectic Antics: Long Dresses

There is a direct correlation between fashion choices and one's range of motion. Biscuit wishes it was otherwise.

by amarettoball
Over at the Virtupets Space Station...

Dr. Sloth and Gargarox discuss future menu plans for the Grundo Cafe

by toffeedatepudding
Bad Luck Aisha #1

I didn't mean it as a suggestion!

Also by spurstrap

by suixx

The Zaf Girls

He doesn't know his own strength.

by thesovietivan
Neopia's Wonderful Foods

Disclaimer: Your perception of "wonderful" may vary.

by ryanruff13
How To Beat AAA

Who'd have thought it'd be this easy?!

by hera203
The Secret of... Fish Neggs - Part 4

I'm not sure that was really a bargain...

by tigerkitten41
Random Oddness

Oh Lulu, this is where your career is heading.

by mistyqee
 
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The Three Hardest AAA Challenges for Daily Dare 2016



The fun yet stressful Daily Dare is finally over! Everyone’s hard work should now be rewarded with that shiny gold trophy if you have successfully beat AAA’s score in all twenty games. To cap off this year’s Daily Dare, let us recall some of those toughest challenges that had us on the verge of tears!



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Testimony of a Thousand
Apollo was pounded for being a superfluous substance. His owner loved him very much, but LOVE was no bold enumeration on his birth certification. LOVE was not placed below AGE above FISHING SKILL; it only dependently existed, LOVE, a quantity slathered on the discriminating peripheral.

by dimartedi

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Dixie's Wings
Did you know that faeries are not born with their wings? They have to work hard to earn them. Let me tell you the story of how Dixie earned her wings.

by she_chose_love

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The Neopian Cookbook: Health Food Edition
The Health Food Shop in Neopia Central is filled with delicious and nutritious food that can be replicated in your own kitchen, provided you have the time and equipment to do so. I picked a few of my favourites to share.

by katehoughtonbeckett

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A Day Out In Neopia Central
If you and your Neopet are bored one day, and it’s sunny out, why not walk around Neopia Central and be entertained for the entire day?! Hopefully this article will remind you why it’s the most frequented Neopian world, and why everyone loves it so much!

by salutation

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Eye of the Crokabek: Part Six
Mayor Dilbert stood proud and tall between Doug and Bob, the two brutes. He looked about as dignified as it is possible to look while being held captive by a pair of hulking Skeiths.

by reiqua

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Cordilion's Big Adventure: Part One
It was a world that Cordilion knew little about. Other than his brief forays onto the balcony, the pampered plushie Noil never went outside. He idly licked a paw and flicked his small round ears as two Beekadoodles flew by.

by 77thbigby



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