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	Anniversary- Epilogue I was wondering where those guys went... by caylista
	Oh No... Robots!! Idea by ruben160 by tatadsb
	When Zombies Attack...and fail. Not all zombies get the hang of it. Written by cherishtwilight by sophieauditore
	NeoPaper: No Neoschool? Should've learned that by now... by mbredboy31
	Potatoes - Loyalty This is not what I signed up for. by breaziecat
	Paint Brush Woes Hm, not what I was expecting... by milestrong
	Wishes Can Be Evil Well this plan backfired. Also by gypsychic420 by vesus10
	Nerkmid Dreams: Unexpected Wall Decorations Uh, yeah, I totally sold them... Art by brooklyn3223 by therainbowsheep
	Changes What do you mean it's a cheap trick to break the fourth wall? Also by meowbey by certifiabletrash
	#LDN - Introduction An introduction to the evil Kiko known as the Dark Lord of Nightmares... by gorubeza
	Nesting What is going on!? Also by spurstrap! by suixx
	Fire VS Ice And the winner is...? Idea by coolnish_azn101 by hikariyugi_yamiatemu
	Mean Grarrls Ow! by cyallia
	Evil-opia: The Plan I guess height really does matter. by mucka33

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101 Reasons NOT To Annoy Dr. Sloth

Hello again! After the success of "101 Ways To Annoy Dr. Sloth", I received a lot of feedback. A lot. So I would like to stress again, even more so, that you should not, under any circumstances, attempt to annoy Dr. Sloth. I mean it. Do not. Even if my neck were on the line (which thankfully it isn’t), I’d hope you would be sensible enough not to do anything on that list. But just in case my pleas are not enough, here are some further reasons not to annoy Dr. Sloth… 50 reasons to respect Dr. Sloth (even if you don’t like him, which I definitely do, because he's rad).

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Just a Grarrl
Memories of Captain Emilia Grarrl

by gooduntill1910

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The Bennett Files: The Case of the Faerie Ring
It was a chilly day in Altador, which was why Strai was happy to be working inside for once. As a Maraquan Gelert, he was naturally inclined to be outside, or at least around a body of water. Today, though, he was pretty certain that if he had stayed outside for more than a few hours without an enchantment, he would have shriveled up from the dry air and shrunken into a nice little Brucicle.

by amarettoball

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Character(s) Re-Introductions: Taelia & Ember
This time I’m actually interviewing two characters, the two Faerie hosts of Games Master Challenge Y17: Team Fire leader, Ember the Fire Faerie Gormball player, and Team Snow leader, Taelia the Snow Faerie.

by pikachu315111

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101 Reasons NOT To Annoy Dr. Sloth
Even if my neck were on the line (which thankfully it isn’t), I’d hope you would be sensible enough not to do anything on that list. But just in case my pleas are not enough, here are some further reasons not to annoy Dr. Sloth…

by debbie1188

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Long Shadows: Part Five
Chloe hurried into the HQ the next morning, glad to see the doors were already replaced. She walked into the control room to find Judge Hog and Loraine on a call. She stepped back into the doorway to wait for them to finish. When they did, she entered again.

“Go downstairs and have Dr. Flexo check your head,” Judge Hog told her immediately.

by kristykimmy

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Bottled Faeries Inc.: Part Two
I know that people pay a lot of money for a neohome with a nice, ocean view. To me, it doesn’t seem worth it. After twenty-four hours at sea in an enchanted glass bottle, I was pretty sure I had gotten the gist of the ocean; it was just a giant mass of green, choppy, salty water sprinkled with the occasional fish or piece of trash. I was so bored.

by vanessa1357924680

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