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Issue: 507 | 12th day of Hiding, Y13

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	Spotting a Mystery - Final! ...and so is the mystery solved. by lovisa966
	Saly's Club: Faerie Furniture Everything has wings...? by djudju22_8
	Edna's Quest #7 - Neocash Who doesn't like Neocash wearables?! by toffeedatepudding
	The Many Woes of a Chia Never feed a Floud a carrot. Art by dovey_ by gorillu
	Flapjacks - Eggs Where did she get all those neopoints? by geckobubbles
	Talk About Random It might take some effort, but we'll make him fit in. by buizelmaniac
	3 Royals plus 1 The reason why TNT converted the pets #2 :O by white_tiger0226
	Random Oddness Where DOES that mist come from? by mistyqee
	Badly Drawn Pets - Zombie Troubles Zombies attack! by digit2000
	Dilemmas of an Avatar Collector: Super Adamant Pea? My fantabulous, cutie, adorable pea Chia!! Idea by pyrochick159904 by cuppatee
	Kougra Stories- Looking for a job 2/9 Yoshiko and Sorami are looking for a job, will they get one? by tachiki
	Spooky Weightless weight loss. by ghostkomorichu
	Rapsid He's a little slow on the uptake... by slearax
	Dandilion Tails in 'Cooking Coltzan' Thank you for visiting Coltzan's Shrine! by dandilion_crucifix
	As If Jell-WHAT?! by brigpod
	The Average Trophy Collector One day, there was a girl who really wanted to get a high score and then... by nigasuchan
	The Roleplay Cafe I think she means "No", Huevos. by purrfect_cookie
	Underwater Fishing I wonder where Dorina went after she left the AC...? by vivi_orunitia_
	TouShoy! Being short stinks! by littlepuffypuff
	Peaches #4: The Restocker's Woe (1) Oh, the joys of restocking. by jenniferji
	Super Freaks: I can feel it Call it artistic intuition... by chikenpeasoup
	Out of Bounds The best sport in Neopia deserves the best fans. Also by conicer by cartoonlover424964
	Feed Me! It's my sister's birthday... by tinypinkbow
	Amikarashui #17 Closet Calamities Part 1 by bluecloud300
	Just Crazy I feel like the 5 second rule doesn't apply here... by empoleon07
	A Gaggle of Gobblers: Mortog Just don't kiss your Mortog; you never know what may happen. by fireandice92
	Pets of Altador Cup Fans Anonymous This is what happens when a fan turns into a fanatic... by partialtobananabread
	Jester Potato potato. by zieloh
	How the Ghost Got Its Glow "I wonder what happens if your Ghost Neopet eats these?" by super_chippy
	Usuki Frenzy Finds Krawk Island- 2 out of 3 where planes are either nonexistent or invisible... by natsha_pink
	Pirates and Sudoku don't mix! There's nothing like a relaxing game of sudoku to engage the mind unless it involves directing a rowdy bunch of pirates! by frost_faerie

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The red Xweetok crept forward until the gypsies sitting around the fire became visible. The watcher stared at the twig on the path as if trying to move it through sheer power of will. But the watcher's powers didn't extend that far, and the twig stayed put. The red Xweetok stepped on it, alerting the gypsies to her presence. Now the gypsies were beckoning to Sahrani. Don't go! thought the watcher. Don't...

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