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Issue: 302 | 27th day of Swimming, Y9

Comics

	Mundane Insanity I guess even piles of sludge have feelings... by maldijo_uno
	Fun with the Webcam Dude, it's on "normal." by pei_panda_jr
	Why (3!) You'll never hug your pet after painting him again... by redler1
	Milk Money People who want you to donate blood are really vampires... by plumbus
	Get Rich Quick! Just do things the easy way. by silver_taurus
	Neoschool - I HATE Spyders Humm... err... well... SPYDER!! by luliyoyo
	What Really Happened to Kreludor The truth revealed! by orlandothief
	In a Nutshell You wanted the yellow one, right... Idea by sarah123x123 by twosock
	Ever Wondered Why... He needs a clipper. :( by sofiamatias
	Wet Paint HA! An intruder!!! by hippieninja
	Doom From The Darigan Citadel Introducing Neopia's newest game---Neo.... WHAT?! by ren172
	Tails from Home I want a faerie paint brush!!! by fshonbee
	Pointless Nonsense - N00b News Brought to you by Virtupets Inc. by petfriendamy
	Baby Sitting Problems Eeekkk! There's a Baby Kougra in my custard! by pepper_kitten44
	Kiss the... Princess? mwah! Art by invalid_character by silvermare200
	Tiny But Tough Where's my sponge? Idea by jess3153 by crazy_kathy
	The Evilest Crime We all love to make a mess when nobody is at home, don't we? But who is going to clean it up? by zaniic
	Surprise! Such a ripoff. Idea by maple4ever by jokerqueen
	Open Heart- Epi 5 Let me tell you what happened. by maiinoki
	When Addressing a King pt. 2 Perhaps it runs in the family. by prismfire
	Life With Strip King Altador should watch what he is giving out... by snowickle_111
	Wearable? Is that a WEARABLE hat? O: Idea by sablones by cherry_sakura
	SLORG ATTACK! Here ya go! Idea by _dark_black_star_ by plaid_love
	Pterii Rule! Run!! by liktra
	Last Resorts - Meteors Now where'd that meteor run off to now? +sigh+ by clare1008
	I Want To Be... a Krawk! Concept by x__orlando4eva__x by chikolina
	Trickblue You want this one? by melissa295
	And the Meepits Outgrabe What's wrong? by kittylin
	The Tell-Tale Tails: Sunny Side Up Teaching Neggs to come out of their shell... by nezreeze
	The Bunker Aw! I can't stand to hear a little girl cry... Let me get my earmuffs. by hubadawaha

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Altador Cup: Mutants?

"I'm not interested. It's not like there are many mutants I can cheer for." So said one very disgruntled mutant Gelert. "I mean, all the other pets get tons of representation. Even the really rare ones! Where's ours?" A good question indeed! Where are the mutants among the ranks of our esteemed athletes? Surely one would expect to see several, at least among the ranks...

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The Changing ROOm
This was never just a game, though. It never can be. For here, Yooyuball is life. Every goal is a vindication of your self and a victory for your team...

by oily106

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Choosing a Shopkeeper Can Be Daunting
"So, what kind of experience do you have as a shopkeeper? I mean, why should I hire you?"

by zuziafruzia

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Some How-To Tips on Playing Destruct-O-Match II
All I want to do is give some tips to Neopians who aren't so hot at this game, or want some ways to expand their gaming ability...

by darth_oblivian

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Goodsigns' Petpetpet Guide
Ever wonder what petpetpet you want or how to make it attach to your petpet? Look no further! Goodsigns is here to help.

by goodsigns

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The Quest for the Moonlit Orb: Part One
She and her brother, Narros, were considered homeless; they had no owner, nor did they remember ever having one. But they had a home, in a way...

by alex313

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Waiting Out the Storm: Part Four
She nodded very slightly, almost paralyzed with terror. Her eyes opened wider as the two of them simultaneously backed away from the hideous monster. Its eyes followed them...

by mew_mew_matrimony

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