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Issue: 287 | 13th day of Eating, Y9

Comics

	Maximus Insanitus I heard that when an owner celebrates his birthday, his pets get lucky... by hehe041578
	Grey Jelly: "The Grey Faerie" I hate the grey cloud -.- Idea by ciubie by tirrya
	Perils of the Kadoatery And she thought there were no dangers to being fed all day... by x_seabee_x
	Cacto-WHAT? Kougras have such active imaginations! by aiyakhiori
	A World Of Fools Be cool. by trenla_rayne
	Neopups That Kougra is a snowball addict. by coshi_dragonite
	Proud Painter Be proud to have reached your goal! by shaddykins
	No Comment : Crossover- Soo thirsty.. Zzzzz. Art by ssjelitegirl by tirilia
	Feepit Frenzy #2 Sweet! by fariy287
	Pterrific What's wrong with asking for directions in the Deserted Tomb? by tropical_tweety6
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode XI Already she has managed to insinuate herself... by khestrel
	Pet Kicks Club Help! Help! Splash! Ka-Boom! by gelert548
	The Grey Life sigh Also by tinkx by kazukazue
	Faerie Hair I wonder why the faeries don't have elemental hair? by ali_oop58
	Hardly Working Where do you go when you leave? by crystalcat10488
	Dandilion Tails: Money Tree Madness Feat - Jhoaquin I sawed it first!!!! Also by walkaroundstar by dandilion_crucifix
	Life with Jen Good thing about Robot pets... by hiomoni
	The Ka-DOLT-ery Part 2 What's another reason kadoaties no longer ask for draik eggs? Oh my. :O by lissy_chan
	Just Another Day Be careful of those weapons you get from the Snowager... by miacirclegirl
	Late Night Snack Food can be found in unexpected places... by coco_dog_92
	Just Sit Starving --> Satiated --> Very Full --> Bloated. by katopia12
	Woes of a Farmer Anything but that! by explorer_253
	Pint-Sized Who you callin' a petpet, one-eye? by lachtaube
	Friend or Foe? RUN for your virtual lives! by stacy_summers2006
	NQ II: The Mysteries Snorkie, my ghost Kougra, decided that I should use Velm in a comic. He's quite good at being annoying, so... by gabeedragon
	Spooky #50 Looks like someone's gained a couple... dimensions. by ghostkomorichu
	The Petpetpets of Neopia A new Petpetpet? by starlet12
	It's Hard Being A Pear Don't you think life is hard being a pear? by mrbrucettesdad
	Fiesty Freaks Hehehehehehe. by eevilbirdiezuh
	Amikarashui #2 Can you help me? by bluecloud300
	Grey Day What's wrong?! by da_dude_with_shoez
	Little Benny Little Benny's Costume for Halloween... by chibblers
	What He REALLY Means! The Monocerous roars! Concept by swedish by pyrorockchik
	Snack Time! Um... by azn_shorty
	In Honor of Grey Day Happy Grey Day!!! by scarvogue
	HAPPY Grey Day?! What's so happy about GREY Day? by glass__heart

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"La Desperada" by baltogirl62791
A stale wind was blowing through the gnarled trees of the Spooky Woods. It was a grey, dreary cloudy day as usual. Broo sighed once more. Living in this kind of neighborhood didn't help their dim outlook. He flopped down under a tree, wrapped his arms tightly around his knees and sobbed. Everything seemed utterly hopeless. An acorn bounced off his head...

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Witchcraft
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I'm Game
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Dry Danger: Part One
"I'm sorry, my little friend, but what this little fellow is suffering from is dehydration. As am I, and you, and everyone else in this desert. Without our much needed rainfall, I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for him..."

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