White Weewoos don't exist. *shifty eyes*

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Issue: 275 | 19th day of Sleeping, Y9

Comics

	Say What? Liquid toast, anyone? by jjjellybean121
	VERY Random Events: Omelettes Do your pets ever complain like mine do? by the_panther17
	Random Something You can always find new uses for things! by silvermare200
	Anyway When Mharluxia encounters the Monocerous... o.o by wolfendusk
	The Snowager is an Artist An evil shadow appears! by rose_cel
	Sweet Dreams Nighttime is ALL the time! Idea by firegirldesigns by amit_oryan
	Battledome, Mummies, Balloons, Oh My! Why do mummies have ballons? by komodo_matta
	Work It Out - Shadow Neopets It's a beautiful day here at the beach. by melissa_melly618
	Slorgarific Adventures: Happy New Year! Halloween was months ago! Written by monkeybytes by jellybeanott
	Raining Kougras and Gelerts And the vending machine strikes again... by x__broken_dreams
	Hideous Transformation This could explain how the princes and princesses in "Kiss the Mortog" became mortogs in the first place. by frost_faerie
	Razzle Dazzle Friend Bob by khestrel
	I'm In the NT! Well... Tac gets too excited 'bout being in the Neopian Times. by dingohybrid
	RAWR: Duck And Cover Nice timing... but not for Adam. D: by voogie123
	Do You Ever Get the Feeling... ...that you're being followed? by loubie_04
	The Umbrella Adventures of a Ruki by optimystique
	Restocking Madness Too slow? by cthulhus_child
	Kougra Comix Whee! by teenagerobotfan777
	Kawaii - Happiness It could also buy you a comic with backgrounds!... by crow213
	Tailspin But that was the one you picked? by cannonsmbt
	A Special Petpet This is what happens when you use the petpet lab. by kristoffer_lc
	Dribble's Diary Who's the smarter one here? by 777lucky_7_gal777
	Fully Equipped #3 There's a small catch to those Clockwork Grundos, you know. by dudeperson41
	The Gallion Ranch In celebration of Bahamut_86's "new look"! Script by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	An Average Day at the Brightvale Scrollery Those scrolls are getting awfully dusty!! by fries682
	The Real Face of the Pant Devil Help! by moi80
	Abnormal Espionage - The Count Hurry up, Count! by kazenkori
	Why Invisible Aishas Shouldn't Have Golden Teeth Smile! :D by zwart_maanlicht
	Fiesty Freaks You can say that again. by eevilbirdiezuh
	Under Water Fishing Nothing like fishing, eh? by superxspork
	Poof! How come your intelligence is higher? Also by mcquackers2 by mcquackers
	Just Another Comic How ironic! Written by judepet by jamz76
	Gnorbu Day! And in the middle of winter too. Brrr... by ratcake

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Are You Unlucky?

On your very first day on Neopets, you manage to land on the dreaded ‘Skeleton’ symbol on the ‘Wheel of Excitement’. Poor Fluffy will have to be stuck with a severe case of the Hoochie Coochies until you can manage enough money to buy the all important Hoochie Coochie Tablets to cure him. Of course, not having discovered the Soup Faerie yet, you have no money at all to feed poor Fluffy either, causing your pet to be diseased and starving...

Other Stories

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He Plays Guitar
"Oh, this thing?" The Nimmo took the object off his back and held it in front of the Usul to see up close. "It's called a guitar..."

by lovetheyardstick

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A Different Kind of Present
Amber grinned. "Sure, Dana!" she said cheerfully. There was such warmth in the air, such great feelings of love and family. It was hard to imagine that she had ever been so afraid of these pets...

by bananas_and_cream

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Coffee Habits
Whether it is served with biscuits or even ummagine, coffee is everyone’s favorite wake up call that puts that early morning smile on your face, but what does your coffee say about you?

by evilsierraassassin

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Volcano Run II - A Brief Run-Through
Before we delve deeper into the game strategy, let's take a look at the differences between the two game versions...

by emtz

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A Heroine's Heist: Part Four
She had been taught that the juice from a puntec fruit was good for cuts and scars. When Cassie finally found one, she carefully broke it in half...

by jayandcourtneyk

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The Hoarders: Part Seven
Kannice stepped diagonally and was standing in front of her next victim. "What do you know about today's robbery?" she demanded. "I need to know everything. Time, who was involved..."

by ruff_zette

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