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Issue: 165 | 5th day of Storing, Y6

Comics

	Fighting Fire With Fire As you may know... by jamiethegryphan
	Neopian Wackiness Joke Book Wackiness by cherv1
	Vicious Kadoaties Looks can be deceiving. by lukeneedsatrim
	The Meerca Siblings #9: Look Out Below! by comedian872001
	Bucky the Babaa LIEK OMG IT'Z A BUCKY COMIC!!!!!!111 by simsman24000
	Whoops... Can I help you? by ickessler
	NeoComp A very bad cold... by chibikatza
	Soap Bubbles He can make soap bubbles... by moscowmule
	Equipment Troubles A Fire Utility Belt? That's murder.... by yugiohjorge32
	Neotopia! A sight for sore eyes. by kiananight
	Life with Sparkalar It's the only way... by nestly2552chi
	The Pant Devil Has Stolen This Title. What? But I put this comic in my safety deposit box! by rhoc
	Hilarious- Trick or Dung I don't think that's candy... by weelupeh
	Meridellian Mayhem- Saving Jeran Isn't the knight supposed to save the damsel in distress? Not the other way around? by ikkin_with_attitude
	Spressions: Ball POP! by quizmire
	Norazy Don't eat me! by kitty_tiky
	Ironies of Neopia Why do you get away with everything? by blubblub317
	About 4 Babies Featuring: Cannibal Kadoaties + Our new sister, Risaly by baby_faerie104
	Random Life Lucky at the Neopian Lottery? I don't think so... by nolwe
	Totodum and Turtumdee I made a new friend! by huggsy_666
	Extreme Kiko Adventure RUN! by k_aren_z
	Jester of Non-Humor Why Lupes can't be pirates. by jesterimp
	All in a Neopian Day There is just one little problem... by confuzerated
	The Fact of the Matter Ice meets the only thing colder... by lestatsluver666
	Whack-a-Kass...? Maybe bread wasn't the best choice... by mr_rubber_band
	Fond Memories: Misundersanding Poor building! by prettyprincesslady54
	The Aishatery I think I got an idea... by nannakatrine
	Simply Random 1... 2... by saraistarr
	Weird Aisha Dreams! What are Aisha's dreams about??? Click to find out! :P by _yasemin_emin
	I Can't Draw - Halloween Edition A bit late... but who cares? Now 63.75% better drawn. by tijntjuh_
	Chuck Full of Cheese #2 Heh, he fell for it. by dragonkid4231
	The Problems of Being an Ice Bori Ice isn't so cool after all. by frayedknot
	Lenny Sack It takes a lot of eggs to make a giant omelette. by ickessler
	Coco's New Pet Coconut_Tigerneo gets his new petpet. by muffin_da_fox
	@ Home Oh no! My ear fell off! by lil_bloo_roo
	The Pet Patrol Revolution - The Album La la la.... stupidity.... La la la... by neo_tomi
	Sloth on the Rox In the beginning... by plushieowner

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Why Do You DO That?

As an avid avatar collector, I am asked on a regular basis why I bother. Why collect a hundred or more avatars when you can only use one of at a time? Why spend a million Neopoints on an avatar that you won’t use on a daily basis? And why would you WANT the Snotty Meuka beside your name in the first place? Well, there are a lot of reasons I collect avatars, and here are a few of my favorites...

Other Stories

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No One Understands...
She remembered something her father had told her about King Skarl when she was young. "Can I tell you a joke?" she asked him.

by kikyo366

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Of Bluff Cake
I stabbed my fork and plucked a fragment off the cake. Beads of sweat formed on my brow and I elevated it to my mouth. I could feel Lava's anxious stare looming down on me. I poked the cake into my mouth and suddenly felt woozy.

by lavamitten

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Attack of the Slorgs!! A Guide
Ha! Didn't think you would see a guide to this game THIS early, did you? Well, think again.

by jeaniesofatso

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Illusen and Jhudora - Just Why Do They Need Those Items
Illusen and Jhudora need items for something. Many believe they need it for some colossal spell or potion. Yet others think that they are building up their own little colonies under their places of residence.

by keiran_halcyon89

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The Case of the Lying Letter: Part Three
"Our owner. She thinks we're staying at the Neolodge all day with Wiseguy. What happens when we don't return in the evening? I don't want her to be worried about us!"

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Fallout, The Wurymmar Story: Part Four
What if I just leave and never come back … No, I couldn't do that. Scar breathed a sigh. I guess I have to enter then.

by scarrift

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