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Clever Corner

Can you crack the code...

by faeriequeenoffire
Fruit Machine Mishap

Ever worry about how long they have to stand there and hold their positions?

by cassafrass13
What's the magic word?

Yay! Dinner finised, now ICE CREAM!

by lavo0810
The Tournament Pt 22

They're on cooldown! Collab with nostalgicneopian & luc187

by kuroneko_kitty
Just Another Fishing Day

Faeries need days off too. Collab with a_1994 & toshiroo

by romina_r
Brucicle Beach Day

It's too hot! Collab with silly_mistake

by emaciate
Altador Cup final boss

Okay, guys...we just need this next goal to win the match! Collab with bisscoito & oi_tio_to_na_globo

by rainha_maraqua_99
Monthly Freebies

Make up your own mind!

by helcity2006
Fish Negg: The Incident part 5

We're not BEST FRIENDS we just hang out together all the time

by squischsquisch
Leeroy's day - behind the shy!

Great shot! Collab with lifmunk & scratchcosmoaxe

by deecaz
On a budget

You'd better start saving up.

by keruza
Blossoms~ Hidden Views Part 6

Notes on a map of the mountain...

by twillieblossom
A Surprise Gift

Surprise!! I got you a gift! Collab with togepwi

by qlobal
Hide and Seek

Ready or not, here I come!

by betti666
Life on Meri Acres Farm

It's... almost all good! Collab with sunkissedangel

by flames_unleashed
 
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"Neopia’s Runway: Grumpy King Garb" by surging
Tinkly intro music begins to play, although the screen remains black. The narrator’s voice begins, although they are still off-screen and unknown to the viewer. NARRATOR: Welcome to another edition of Neopia’s Runway! For those of you joining us for the first time, welcome to the only fashion-forward show on Neovision! I am your host, Ellsworth. Red curtains appear on screen and rise to reveal ELLSWORTH, alone on a stage with a microphone. ELLSWORTH: A quick rundown for our viewers – each week we have a special guest of honour from across Neopia, for whom three hand-picked contestants are tasked with making two outfits for. The contestants are not given any information ahead of time about who that guest may be, putting their fashion skills to the ultimate test! ELLSWORTH: This week our special guest is none other than King Skarl! Freshly de-greyed and ready to rock, the King is looking forward to adding colour and pizazz back into Meridell. ELLSWORTH pauses for a dramatic flair, as the off-screen studio audience erupts into loud, frantic cheers. King Skarl shuffles onto the stage slowly, his heavy steps echoing through the soundstage. He barely acknowledges the audience, uttering a throaty "harrumph" in their general direction. ELLSWORTH: Today’s contestants will be Kalandra, Clop, and Ascor! Now folks, why don’t you tell the audience a little bit about yourselves? The camera pans over to the Styling Studio where KALANDRA, CLOP, and ASCOR are positioned behind workstations. It zooms in on each one as they introduce themselves. KALANDRA: Well hello. I'm Kalandra, one of Neopia's top poker players. I bring my fashion to the game and the game to my fashion. My specialties? Smizing and proportionizing. CLOP stomps with his front...




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The Altador Cup From the Side
The sun was just beginning to rise behind the magnificent Colosseum of Altador.

by weiyannn

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Overdue
Tavi twiddled her paws nervously as she awaited her turn at the Faerieland Library circulation desk.

by black_skull725

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A Day at the Yooyu Training Centre
Rick Razzmuzz is an Island Lupe. Julles Little-Lecture is a Red Grarrl

by cosmonauta

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Unique Gallery Ideas for One-of-a-Kind Neopians
Plushies, Slushies and Petpets, oh my! Are you bored with the standard gallery collections?

by thedaydreamfaerie

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Artefact Hunters: Ikimono's Mirror
It took some work with their map and compass – work that was harder when one lacked hands – but Brynn and Hanso had managed to find the road leading to Chiaki.

by sporty2443

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Lost and Found
Novelyx woke with a jolt. She reached frantically for...

by phadalusfish



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