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Neopia's Heroes and Villains - Get that Look!

Every pet has a favorite hero or villain: a faerie or neopet that they idolize or aspire to. What better way is there to show their appreciation of that person than to follow their fashion?

by marthaandseal
The Summer Months: Ideas to Keep You Busy

How you can spend the next couple months busy in the world of Neopia!

by xilimirg
Complete Guide to Writing Neopet Short Stories

It can be frustrating when you know you want to write a story, but can't seem to figure out what would make a good subject.

by tj_wagner
Operation: Keep 'em Bloated

There IS a way to keep your NeoPets bloated and happy while you achieve your goals.

by cryinggoldentears
Restocking, Part 2: Picking the right shop

So many shops!

by toon_link_dancing
Gormand par Excellence - An Interview

Zaffiry1 and his owner, Boombaby13, have agreed to an interview to share their unique perspective on gourmet feeding and also to offer advice to those who aspire to such grand heights.

Also by boombaby13

by blackwater444

A Guide to Island Chef Academy: Being the #1 Chef

Come play Island Chef Academy to see if you can be the next greatest chef!

by faeriequeenoffire
The "Classic" Parade

The Classic Neohome Parade, like any other parade, consists of audience, "floats" and lots of fun.

by klarasaar
Back From Hiatus: An Old User's Guide to Returning

Hello there, and welcome back to Neopia if you've taken a break!

by ebjrv
 
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"The Making of a Star: "Wizard" Windelle" by alex313
A young blue Ixi made his way down the dirt lanes of Meridell, on the lookout for vendors selling cheap food. As he passed by Ye Olde Petpets, he noticed something unusual. A small Techo, only five or six years old, was huddled in the petpet pen, asleep. The Techo was thin and scrawny; his dirty clothing was in tatters. His white skin was so stained with dirt that its colour could barely be discerned...




Other Stories


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A Strong Spirit
Delma Harrence wasn't always like this, radiant and positive. It wasn't very long ago, before the Altador Cup began, that she was a Zafara down on her luck...

by auraichadora

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Detective Spottedleaf and the Thief
My name is Spottedleaf Hunter. I am a private investigator.

by patt788

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The King of Diamonds - A Letter: Part Two
I barely hesitated with my answer. "Send word to Captain Trueheart and Princess Safara that I accept their request."

by cookiethelion

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A Lesson Well Learned: Part Three
"He's eating a croissant for breakfast, that most evil of breakfast pastries! How very bourgeois of him."

by horripilated

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Techopalooza: Petpet Troubles, Part 3
Very much illegal, indeed.

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5

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Improper Use
If Dr_Death isn't evil, why does his office look so scary?

by solitarybird



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