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	A Neopian's Guide to Destruct-o-Match III Are those pesky blocks starting to drive you crazy? This guide can help! by parody_ham
	10 Things the Meepits Don’t Want You to Know These aren't just secrets! These are the Meepits' secrets! by starry_pride
	Food Shop Fun: Brightvale Fruits I will travel to the land of knowledge to seek out Neopia's finest berries. by lord_of_fantasy
	Delicious Hot Drinks! I have made a list of what I think are the tastiest hot drinks you can enjoy during a cold Autumn day! by xoxkar
	How to Be Your Owner's Favourite! Pt. 2 We have all had our fair share of fights and disputes, but your siblings are there for life (unless they are taken to the dreaded.... POUND! /screams). by zinkidy_dink
	Neoseki - Simply Suiseki Suiseki is a hobby I first encountered amongst the beautiful bonsai of Shenkuu, a mysterious and delicate traditional art of appreciating simple natural beauty - the elegance of rocks... by robin_y2k1
	Ugga Drop Guide This game just requires a bit of practice and some patience. by o0seagaru0o
	Your Guide to Neopet Cleanliness 20 of the best products in Neopia for keeping your pet clean. by mango_mango101
	Preparing a Pet for the Battledome If you haven't fought a single battle yet in the BD or would like to be more informed of how to go about preparing a pet for it, here's a simple and easy guide to help you on your way. by akitera
	How To Throw A Slorgtastic Party In 5 Easy Steps! All great Slorg enthusiasts know that the 3rd day of the month of Storing is when we celebrate those adorable little slimey Petpets. by girlygrl27
	Who Let the Slorgs Out? This special day was created in order to calm down aggressive Slorgs and stop them from spreading rumors about their evilness. by froopse

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"A Fish Out of Water" by thediractor
It was so close that Hael would only have to swim for a few seconds to get to it. It was so tempting! There was a shining wooden handle sticking out of the sand. Hael was sure it was treasure. She looked back at Mayanie, absorbed in her work. The Ixi wouldn't notice if Hael went just a little farther than instructed, right? And she would go right back, too...

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