 A Chocolate for Every Neopian
by lornsky
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In Neopia, there’s a chocolate perfect for any occasion, and perhaps for every Neopian too. Whether you’re sipping a steaming cup of Aisha Hot Chocolate on a chilly winter night in Happy Valley, sharing a Box of Chocolate Chias with friends after a long day at Usukicon, or downing a can of Chocolate Achyfi for a burst of energy before battling your way through Half Price Day, there’s always a sweet treat to complement the moment. But what if chocolates were made to match some of Neopia’s most notable personalities, whether as a tribute, a peace offering, or simply a delicious way to commemorate some of its most familiar faces? In celebration of this year’s annual Chocolate Ball, immerse yourself in this carefully curated selection of character-inspired chocolates courtesy of Neopia’s very own Chocolate Factory, ranging from whimsical, faerie-inspired confections to wonderfully eccentric delights, each created to celebrate the personalities, quirks, and stories that have made these Neopians memorable throughout the years. 
A Lucent Treat for Illusen
Delightfully minty and just a little indulgent, the Mint Chocolate Easter Negg is a lucent little treat worthy of our friendly Earth Faerie, Illusen. Nurturing every plant in her glade, from the smallest sprouts to the waxiest leaves and prickliest blooms, she loves them all the same. Perhaps this thoughtful gift might please our resident little green thumb and, with some luck, persuade her to be a tad more patient with Neopians seeking to complete her quests. 
Dark, Spicy, and Fiery for Jhudora
As dark faeries are known for their mischief and evil deeds, this Chilli Chocolate embodies Jhudora’s veil of moderate evil. This confection gives new meaning to the term: Hot Chocolate! The indulgent flavour of dark chocolate at first bite soon gives way to a spicy, cunning surprise. It’s a dramatic twist, certainly fitting for a Faerie as infamous as she is. Just make sure you have completed your quest for the day before presenting this offering to her. 
A Truffled Lesson for the Techo Master
Unveiled at the seventh Annual Chocolate Ball, the Codestone Truffle is a decadent morsel befitting the honourable Techo Master. Those seeking wisdom and strength come to him bearing codestones for the privilege of learning from the master himself. After years of accepting these stones from his eager pupils, perhaps the master deserves a well-earned indulgence of his own in the form of chocolate for a change. 
Sweet Dreams for Isca
Moving to the deepest waters of Maraqua, we present these Chocolate Maractite Coins to one of its bravest Aishas, Isca. She has earned the respect and admiration of Neopians with her remarkable ability to glimpse the future through her dreams, a gift that helped save Maraqua from the clutches of Captain Scarblade. The saltiness of the sea mingling with the sweet chocolate flavours makes this a fittingly Maraquan expression of our gratitude. We won’t reveal how we came to know this, but sadly, coins made of real Maractite are not as tasty as these. 
A Chocolatey Kind of Loot for Garin
Equally deserving of Isca’s praise is her childhood acquaintance, Garin, who helped her stop the invasion of New Maraqua. The Black Pawkeet’s captain has never been one to obey the rules, so beware of your dubloons while cruising the waters around Krawk Island. This time, however, we offer him a dubloon he need not steal and can actually eat: a Toffee Dubloon. This rather spectacular chocolate, shaped like one of Garin’s favourite treasures, might just convince him to look the other way as you make your way to The Golden Dubloon. 
A Cherry Bribe for a Not-So-Cheery Von Roo
It’s midnight, and you once again muster the courage to gamble your fate with Count Von Roo’s deadly dice. As the die is cast, you discreetly slip him these Chococherry Blumaroo Ears in the hopes of being spared after an unlucky roll. The sharp, vibrant tartness of cherry cuts through the bittersweetness of dark chocolate, just enough for Von Roo to let you off unharmed but ready to tempt fate again the next night. Do whisper to him that no Blumaroos were harmed in the making of this product. 
A Taste of His Own Evil for Dr. Sloth
While unsuccessful in enslaving Neopets, Dr. Frank Sloth still maintains his egotistical personality and remains dedicated to the total domination of Neopia. In keeping with his adoration of his own brilliance, we offer him something he surely cannot resist: his very own image, the Chocolate Dr Sloth. It perfectly captures his evil grin and sinister likeness in the form of delicious chocolate. From super villain to super yummy! 
Gold for Gold: A Tax Beast Offering
Every Neopian has probably had an unfortunate run-in with the wrath of the Tax Beast. Whether you have just collected your income from your shop till or withdrawn a hefty sum of Neopoints before heading to the Auction House, he’s certainly one Beast you wouldn’t want to cross paths with. Should you spot him lurking nearby, try distracting him with the rich flavours of the Chocolate Chest of Coins as you make your escape. Not only are the coins chocolate, but the chest is too! These golden chocolate coins might just save you from earning the only golden trophy you’d rather not receive. 
Something Sweet for the Sweetmaker
We have honored, and in some ways beguiled, notable Neopians from Meridell, Faerieland, Mystery Island, Maraqua, Krawk Island, Roo Island, and even beyond Neopia’s atmosphere in Virtupets. We have also managed to appease the ever-watchful and seemingly omnipresent Tax Beast. Now, we return to the roots of why we get to enjoy all these clever delights in the first place: the confectionery mastermind behind the Chocolate Factory, our elusive Kiko chocolatier. Having spent years making chocolate for everyone else and even hosting the Annual Chocolate Ball, he finally deserves a creation of his own: the Miniature Chocolate Chocolate Factory. Nothing could be sweeter than coming home to find your entire workplace and life’s work recreated in the form of your favourite thing in all of Neopia: chocolate! Thank you for reading!
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