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The Sugared Slorgs of Neopia


by i_lovee_icecream

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On decadent display,
In a line-up of dessert trays,
Lies sugar-coated treats,
They look good enough to eat!

I walk up to see,
Something staring back at me.
A Petpet so recognisable,
In candy form so sizable!

An arrangement of Sugared Slorgs,
The sweetest of smorgasbords.
With flavours of all kinds,
They will blow your mind!

The first flavour is Cherry,
Next up is Strawberry.
Sugared Slorg fruits,
They are just too cute!

Chocolate and Marzipan,
But not from a can.
Sugared Slorgs so sweet,
They truly can’t be beat!

Then there’s Blueberry,
And Vanilla, quite contrary.
In the most vibrant hues,
Milky whites and blues!

An arrangement of Sugared Slorgs,
The sweetest of smorgasbords.
With flavours of all kinds,
They will blow your mind!

Last in line is Grape,
In a Purple Slorg shape.
Try and sample every taste,
It could never be a waste!

Your eyes see the rainbow,
In a prismatic and delicious show.
You want to taste all the flavours,
Each one is good enough to savour!

An arrangement of Sugared Slorgs,
The sweetest of smorgasbords.
Take a trip to the Chocolate Factory,
And you’ll find each flavour satisfactory.

You buy one of each,
If only they had Peach…
What an adorable candy haul,
You can’t wait to try them all!

You bite into your first Slorg,
As soon as you’re out the door,
It’s a taste you’ve never had before,
One you can’t ignore!

But half of a face smiles up at you,
And something feels a bit askew…
Eating a treat that’s Petpet-shaped,
Might be a little up for debate…

Oh, well! It’s an arrangement of Sugared Slorgs,
The sweetest of smorgasbords.
A treat to celebrate the Chocolate Ball,
This year, let’s try them all!

 
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