 My Sweet Mutant Diary
by profebest
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Dear Mutant Diary,
Today the day has finally arrived,
Just in time for the Mutant festivities.
Celebration in Haunted Woods.
It's raining Slorgs, not Mortogs.
Tattoo Rocks all over the field.
I'm feeling a bit dizzy over Dice A Roo.
The silver dot, right on time for the Jackpot.
I'm just simply a basic Mutant Blumaroo...
I don't have anything interesting to do.
However, this is my Sweet Mutant Diary,
The Diary I'm writing from Neovia to Haunted Woods.
"The story has been repeated while it has been rewritten."
It's not about our species, transmogrification.
We were created by the fearsome Dr. Sloth.
I'm not the Jester; instead, a hideous Mutant Blumaroo type.
Snowing like it's Terror Mountain but I'm reading Neopedia instead,
Luxinia, Ozzy & Styx, Nyx & Juni & more uncovered articles.
Articles with wisdom of this Blumaroo Mutant celebration.
Let's celebrate by writing this in my sweet Mutant Blumaroo Diary.
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